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BSP's recipe for Supertherm All you need is an extra large baking potato, a cast iron potato baking device that sits on top of your stove, a small square of kitchen foil and a lobotomy. 1 take your baking potato, prick it with a fork and wrap it in foil 2 put it in the potato baker 3 forget about it for 3 days and nights Et voila! One solid briquette of Supertherm; a third the size of the original potato. This recipe was brought to you by someone who despite repeatedly smelling baked potatoes and thinking 'Ooh, I'll have that potato with my next meal", still managed to repeatedly forget I'd remembered not to forget it.

I think you have made a dilithium crystal there. Half a pint of anti matter from the local ironmongers and you may, with luck, achieve warp drive.

There lies the problem. Having been to sea in very serious boats/ships in severe gales and indeed in the arctic circle in Hurricane force there is no way I would ever go to sea in a glorified skip however much preparation had been made and mods done to it. Even the Irish sea can turn within an hour from calm to bloody awful and trying to dash for cover in a skip...........no thanks. Horses for courses etc etc.

Poor comparison - at least with Russian Roulette you have 5 out of 6 chances of surviving.

It was a good send off. About 170 folks at his service at Rainsbrook Crematorium.

Stuff taxonomy, that's what I say....

Excel-ent

Yes?

They don't roll in this position

My wife insisted on two Next sofas, no chance of getting into the boat so un-picked the back cloth, cut the backrest uprights at 45degrees and got the sofas in, then used two pieces of drilled flat bars for each upright, fastened with self tappers and then retensioned and re-stapled the back cloth together, took about an hour each sofa

Mike that's a bit harsh, ? Sorry but I have zero money and you don't know anyones''s money status. WINED YOUR NECK IN A LITTLE. Your a long time poster with a lot of knowledge bit it's not a golden ticket to be rude to 'NEW BOATERS '. Seriously. https://www.sofa-company.co.uk/store.aspx?cat=8 Speak to these they sorted me out.

Am I the only one who feels that the millions wasted on 20 minutes of flash, bang wallop, would be far better being ploughed into housing the homeless sleeping on our streets over winter?

It's the being so forgetful despite continuously smelling baked potatoes for three days part of the recipe.

Yeahbut.......... Who will come second last?

The business generated stops workers becoming homeless.

Pendant alert - the tappet setting on our OHV engines is .......................................... there is not one. The question is about valve clearances, often called tappet clearance from the days of side valve engine where the was some form of clearance that had to be set between cam follower and tappet. Now lets discuss grinding the stem of Ford valves to get the correct clearance.

Craftinsure also reduced mine again this year ... last year by £11 this year by £14 so i guess they will stop soon otherwise by 2028 they will owe me money! Rick

I've been with Craftinsure for about 12 years now. I think after about 8 or 9 years they get to a base price (or maximum no claims discount) and then the premium doesn't seem to reduce any further - or if it does it's by incrementally and insignificantly smaller amounts. Fair enough I suppose. if they keep reducing it in big chunks they'll end up with nothing. Yes, but over the years I've seen no evidence (either on this site or from talking to people) that any other insurer is better than Craftinsure when it comes to paying out, so I'll continue with them.

That is correct. Ironically, s.8 was designed – as I understand it – specifically for boats without known owners [known owners of unregistered or unlicensed boats could and should be pursued under relevant statutory or byelaw offences respectively]. So any boat sunk, stranded, abandoned, or unlicensed/registered without a known owner, can be subjected to the s.8 procedure without further ado [having done their best to ascertain and contact an owner]. It appears that a letter was left on the boat, and provided that was because any contact information held was not useful, the necessary provisions were met and a s.8 Notice could be issued allowing 28 days for the problem to be sorted. Failing anybody turning up and sorting the situation out within that time, the boat could be removed. Additionally, if pertinent, if the boat was considered an obstruction CaRT could move the boat away so as to ameliorate the obstruction - and do so without any notice at all.

I'll put you in with me in the 'not' very clever class.

Rob, you are officially very clever, not just clever. I knew someone out there would find the way. Yes, it is now working and sending an email. I just couldnt work out how to put the email in. It did take me 5 mins to convince google to allow me to breath ...but got there in the end. I will now have a play with it responding to a gps position. Thanks again for taking the time to help me here. Worth a few greenies. .....and Rusty, you were having me on all the time. We were waiting for someone clever to come along and you almost knew how to do it all the time.....making you almost clever. It is a pretty nifty app but I only have it on an 'isolated' phone as an app with that power could do almost anything. If I look into a mirror i can see that I havent got any blue teeth, they are all white (well sort of white). I have now changed my email address so no one can get me any more.

As Rusty (he must be clever) said, choose text value then you just type what you want.

Enter the e-mail as "text value" under constants tab et voila

I have sailed / motored quite a few miles in my time and the Irish Sea is one of the worst seas. It is relatively shallow and (even tho' 60+ miles wide) the sea is 'squashed' between the two land masses. The tides running over some of the shallow ridges make for very broken seas. The weather can 'blow-up' within an hour - I remember when we were on the South side of Anglesey, having ice-creams at Trearddur Bay, beautiful calm day, we headed about 5 miles offshore and turned to the North and hit 20 foot high waves, there was no way to stay on the plane so we 'dropped off' and slowly crept along at about 3-5knts and headed into Holyhead. Another time we were coming back from the IoM and the weather changed about half-way back , the waves were breaking over the fly-bridge, a most uncomfortable trip back. We were fortunate that having a fast boat (both Ireland and IoM were about 60 miles from our mooring and we could do either of them in 3 hours) we could 'get home' or to a safe-haven if the forecast turned bad, but if it happened suddenly you had to just do what you could. No way would I take a squashed sewer tube out to sea.

The services used to operate a Landing Craft Logistic (LCT) between North Uist and St Kilda, which is 52 nautical miles NW of Stornoway heading out to Iceland. An LCT is a flat-bottomed boat, i believe around 200 tons. The cruise takes around 8 hours. they use an LCT because the ship has to beach land, no jetty on the Island. On many occasions the seas are too high which means the LCT can beach and has to either standoff, so this is a flat bottom boat, in the Irish Sea, in storms, or return to Uist, You'd think that having jettisoned the contents of gut on outbound trip the return trip couldn't really get any worse, you would, in fact, be so very wrong, stuff of nightmares. So to conclude, based on my previous experience, would I take my NB on a journey on lumpy waters, not all the time I have a hole in my arse.

Be careful how you TREAD - artificial grass can be slippery when wet.

Ah Yes! 30 grown men chasing a piece of dead cow, can't wait.

Is it this one? https://www.canalworld.net/forums/index.php?/topic/94965-artifical-grass/&tab=comments#comment-2099681 ETA.I wouldn't guild it.It would cost a fortune

Yeah, Gibbo (the author) won’t mind anyone quoting from it.

This boat moored in the exact same spot that I decided to take a plunge last February. I mention this for absolutely no reason at all.

Sorry to be in cynic mode, but I would say "...If a spill should occur in freshwaters..." there is nothing they can do about it. The spill has not occurred..... Personally if I was there, I would get a cup and bail out some water into a bucket, then empty the bucket carefully in the hedgerow well away from the canal. Although if I was there, it means I would be on my boat - and I would have a hand-pump - so easily fixed.

Rooted is when you are fed up the thing don't work, so dig a hole in the garden and bury it amongst the roots. Typically it allows access to the phones operating system that the manufacturers don't want you to access.Not recommended as it can brick the phone. Not tried e-robot before, but have used the less intuitive Tasker app. ETA.Are you trying to send the e-mail through wifi or phones credit?

My feeling is that the protection of the aquatic environment is what is important here. CRT can do what they want, when and how they want, but if it were me there now, it would be a question of how to pump out the engine bay to avoid a nasty pollution event on our canals.

It is very good, we are lucky here to have extensive oak, hornbeam and sweet chestnut woodland, much of it actively coppiced. Somewhere in my bookshelves I thought there was a Forestry Commission publication with a list of hardwoods and their calorific values, but I cannot find it . As far as I can remember, hornbeam came out top, with oak just below it. I thought it would be in my “Silviculture of broadleaf woodlands” FC bulletin number 62 book, but after much searching, can’t find it.

As you have local knowledge of this boat, can I suggest you contact Richard Parry directly and explain that CRT don't seem interested in averting an imminent pollution disaster. I'm sure he will kick some backsides into action. Please forward him your pictures. I've found that he will respond well if he knows what's going on. I can't see much of a problem for CRT to send someone to the location with a pump assuming it's not far from a bridge. It looks to me that it is rainwater so pumping out would probably keep it afloat for quite some time. If you like, you can pm me with the location and I will contact Richard Parry. richard.parry@canalrivertrust.org

I suspect the point is the old "what's it to you, you despicable judgemental sneak".

Are you sinking? With your light consumption perhaps you should consider downsizing to 2 batteries as that would give the solar a better chance to charge them properly, might increase lifespan and cuts a third of the cost.

The highlight would be my main concern since there have been a few occasions during the winter when I've moored here and it has been full, other boats have gone past clearly looking for somewhere to moor whilst this boat has hogged a visitor mooring for nearly 5 months now. Whatever the reason for it's abandonment, there is no reason I can think of why they have had to take up a prime mooring. On the way into Nantwich from Barbridge there are a couple of boats moored on the towpath, out of anyone's way, that have also been there since I have been in the area, they are causing no-one any real bother, I don't understand why this boat hasn't been left in a similar location (if they must abandon it) selfishly hogging a VM is an issue for everyone wanting to moor. As I put on the OP the location is the perfect site for a boater with mobility problems since it is right alongside the slope down to the town.

It tells you when your batteries are nearasdammit full and when you can therefore stop charging them. There are three methods to accurately determine 100% charge: Measure the specific gravity (relative density) of the electrolyte in every cell. Measure the off-load battery voltage when the surface charge has completely dissipated. Measure the tail current. The SG measurement is inconvenient, time consuming, messy, and potentially dangerous. The voltage measurement is time consuming and once measured, if they’re not fully charged, you have to start again. The tail current measurement is instantaneous and simple.

Carpe Vinum will again be taking part, as for the beer well I did have a boat full you should have shouted!!!! No idea on route this year and conscious of the fact that I normally leave later on the Sunday and head back to Lady Lane, it was fun trying to get down the locks whilst everyone was rushing up. And was shattered to say the least when I finally did crawl back into Lady Lane late the Sunday night. Still sorting crew and such, and will have the usual Just Giving page for a charity of sorts. May bring a few kegs along again this year although it did sink us a lot further in the water and even took a little water on in one of the back lockers, maybe I should have drunk the beer faster Look forward to seeing old and new faces. Daz

Paraffin and candles for lighting! Another fire to add to the statistics.

Idiots have thrown stuff in the cut since forever. Would money on yet another instrument to tell us what we all know be money well spent? The boat and staffing it on its " cruise " would be a considerable cost that I personaly would rather see being spent elsewhere. My opinion of course but as my signature says

We saw Pr Anne (from a distance) when she visited Devizes. Arrived in RangeRove sandwiched between two large men, two more in front. Spent a little while making small talk and handshaking with various local boat volunteers (most likely IWA types). Short boat ride in very cramped boat watched by everybody, back to gazebo for a bit more small talk, back into the RangeRover sandwich. A quick look at the www showed she had two more engagements that day many miles apart. I assume more smalltalk and handshaking with possibly very boring people. This is my idea of HELL, I wouldn't do it for £1 million a year, but if I did I would certainly want early retirement at 50. How much would you want to their job????? No beer because no time for a wee, though I suspect a quick voddy might just be viable. They are very popular with both the natives and overseas visitors, look at all those royalty magazines, and all the womens magazines. If we got rid of them then we would have to get something to replace them. We could have democratic elections. At best we might get somebody like David Beckham, at worse some B list television "personality". ................Dave

I can reply. I have nothing to add but I can reply. Me thinks this is an anti royal thread. I'm not convinced the royal family can be accused of free loading. After all they do work to earn their keep.