Victor Vectis

And modern day slavery. Roifield, one of the presenters of Dumteedum is like a dog with two appendages as he said that there Philip Moss was a wrong un' weeks ago!

How about "You can't educate pork?" (Remembered from my time on 75s face at Hatfield Pit)

But Lindybottom is getting better, so all's right in the(ir) world. "Engineers" or technicians?

Give it a rest.

You naughty boy! (Don't tell anyone but we did a figure of eight last time we were there)

But does that apply to Fray Bentos pies?

Is that before or after visiting the Blue Bell? (Which I hope will still be open when all this is over)

Same with the Ribble Link. I got a phone call this afternoon cancelling our booked crossing in May. The chap at the other end said they are cancelling all bookings three months in advance. That's the second time we've been bowled for the Ribble. We were booked to cross a few years back when that culvert collapsed on the Rufford Arm. I'm wondering if someone, somewhere is trying to tell us something.

Do I hear the voice of experience?

Isn't there a quote along the lines of "I don't know what they do to the enemy but they scare the < brown stuff > out of me?" So is the bribe not to let on! (Payment in cake will be most acceptable) 😀

Funny you should say that. I ordered some paint (proper paint too, not water based stuff) from these people https://www.craftmasterpaints.co.uk/ on Monday and it arrived yesterday afternoon.

Almost an 'Archers' reference! (Ben Archer's grannie, Hooty Jill, bought him a car for his 18th birthday. It is said to have an interesting paint job)

My old man worked for the Ford Motor Company for 43 years. I've got his gold watch to prove it. He was, according to my birth certificate, a 'Purchase Chaser'.

It's not interesting. It's just bollocks!

No, not at all. And if you do just have a drink. That will make you feel better!