rusty69

Hunky Dory!

Wiv Betty and Bamm-bamm.

Oh. Some commentator I am. You pay peanuts ya get monkeys

The sun is setting over the BCN on this exciting first day. Fear not spectators, another fun filled day of frivolities is un-planned for tomorrow. Who is in first place is anyones guess. One thing is for sure most of the competitors will be moored near a pub tonight. Did Simon manage to get his finger out? Was the head gasket fixed? Who are the 3ft girls? Did matty50s find the bog? Did VV really move forward today, or just reverse a bit. And where is Laurie Booth.? Tune in tomorrow folks to the answer to some of these questions and to cheer on our feerless friends.

There's no place like ohm There's no place like ohm There's no place like ohm

Well, I hope that has cleared things up for all you electrical wannabes

Resistance is futile!

Again. Its ok, but where is you're Great Tit pic, or have you not got one? (No Stephen fry "gold tits" allowed)

No, you tweet, this one

Pls use shorter words til after 11am. Thanks

The anticipation is over. The long awaited 2018 BCN is underway. The competitors have set off at break-neck speed after months of planning. The CWDF spectators watch from their devices,whilst a helicopter filmcrew hovers overhead.........

Removed my money yesterday. Had enough!

The tits were ok, but that bluebird was brilliant.

Yep works. "Great Tweeets"

Its Mr Rusty, not Mr Mac Henry!