It is I, rouillé soixante neuf.
Well, I was on my way to pickup Alans catamaran, best rubber suit packed in anticipation (I know how he likes it), for a weeks sailing around the Scilly Isles.
As I approached Plymouth harbour, and to my great surprise, I was approached by a couple of lovely lady beagles with offers of free vactan, fertan and even a shot of the jenolites.
Well....that was three weeks ago. I awoke earlier with a banging headache to discover I am on a cruise ship, destination unknown.
Internet access is very sketchy out here, so I don't know if I will be able to post again (thank gawd, I hear you say).
Farewell, my canal and river dwelling friends, farewell.
May all locks be in your favour.