rusty69

It is I, rouillé soixante neuf. Well, I was on my way to pickup Alans catamaran, best rubber suit packed in anticipation (I know how he likes it), for a weeks sailing around the Scilly Isles. As I approached Plymouth harbour, and to my great surprise, I was approached by a couple of lovely lady beagles with offers of free vactan, fertan and even a shot of the jenolites. Well....that was three weeks ago. I awoke earlier with a banging headache to discover I am on a cruise ship, destination unknown. Internet access is very sketchy out here, so I don't know if I will be able to post again (thank gawd, I hear you say). Farewell, my canal and river dwelling friends, farewell. May all locks be in your favour.

So long,

and thanks for

All the

Fish!

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Oranges are not the only fruit!

Will it heat the whole boat, or just a bus?

When the Red, Red Robin (Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along)

And this˅˅˅˅

Scallops

Yep

He was too busy writing his memoirs.