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  1. All alone, or in two's The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands The bleeding hearts and the artists Make their stand.... R. Waters.
  2. We recently had ours BSS test. The inspector passed everything except the CO detectors. He checked both, and neither worked. Eventually he told me the batteries in both were flat. I told him they had been like that for 5 years. When he asked why, I told him it was the advice I had read on the BSS website. I tested them routinely.They never worked, but I "Never removed the batteries" https://www.boatsafetyscheme.org/stay-safe/carbon-monoxide-(co)/
  3. Erm, Dr Bob is turning up last Saturday in his time machine. Night. Boooooiiiiinnnnggg!
  4. That's ok. I got them cheap cos they was two weeks past their sell by date.
  5. rusty69


    Who said that?
  6. Sheeeeesh. Fancy not turning up to your own party.Well, this time next year, he can arrange it! Who's gonna eat all these vol-au-vents? Right, music has started! yeahiknow!
  7. Yeah, let's get out of this thread before they lynch us! How about the parcel thread next?
  8. Surely you mean Betamax!
  9. Oh, you got me. I'm not that old! I don't actually remember it!
  10. Jeez Dr Bob, everyone is here for your party except for you!
  11. I was gonna opt for citizen Kane, but couldn't smell snobawl!
  12. Power to the people man!
  13. I can tell you the time if you like fella. I got it writ on dis bit o paper.
  14. Lucky Bingo. He got a magic machine. Dr Bob only got a Time Machine!
  15. Q-FISH From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quantitative Fluorescent in situ hybridization (Q-FISH) is a cytogenetic technique based on the traditional FISH methodology. In Q-FISH, the technique uses labelled (Cy3 or FITC) synthetic DNA mimics called peptide nucleic acid (PNA) oligonucleotides to quantify target sequences in chromosomal DNA using fluorescent microscopy and analysis software. Q-FISH is most commonly used to study telomere length, which in vertebrates are repetitive hexameric sequences (TTAGGG) located at the distal end of chromosomes. Telomeres are necessary at chromosome ends to prevent DNA-damage responses as well as genome instability. To this day, the Q-FISH method continues to be utilized in the field of telomere research.
  16. Well, that is as maybe, but I am not sure it will help much! Next time , use this:-
  17. Are you addressing me, or have you been on the Irn-bru and Talisker again?
  18. Look, I know you have a broken time machine Doc, but the party is next Saturday. It hasn't even been announced yet.You can't just manipulate the space-time continuum for your own entertainment. Just cos they photo-shopped a pic of a black hole next week doesn't mean you can abuse the event horizon cos it isn't your birthday! Qed init. (see wot i didn't do there?)
  19. "The launch of Nigel Farage's new T-rexit party ends in tears."
  20. T-rex, T-rix ends in T-ears
  21. "m̶r̶s̶m̶e̶l̶l̶y̶'̶s̶ Fred Flintstone's new skeleton Bob sleigh prototype nears completion."
  22. Sshhhhh.Its only a day out.He's soooo old , he won't even notice. Besides, he has a broken time machine, so we can easily go back to yesterday. Yes, of course. Why else!
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