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Which raises the question as to how you managed to use T'internet legally?

Mr Parsons will be a hard act to follow. It took a while to find Jack Dee as a more-than-adequate Humph replacement (Clue) but the jazzman had only hosted that show for 36 years (on and off, to begin with). So long as it's not the oleaginous clever-clogs Brandreth (in any role) I'll be happy, though.

Does it involve the liberal application of hydrocarbons to its tail?

The sense of wonder on my 5-year-old grandaughter's face when they were pointed out to her was enough for me!

Life isn't fair, which is why disadvantaged people sometimes get concessions.

If your car has DRLs, then the "sidelights" are definitely for use when parked. There is no other reason why a car with DRLs would be fitted with them!

Thank you for removing any lingering doubts.

Yes - the Memsahib lost a close friend in her 50s to it.

ie "Smart" motorways. They are bound to be less safe than motorways with hard shoulders -- but that's what you get for building something on the cheap. I bet she wasn't compaining about the lack of police presence on the road!

It's not the HP vehicles causing this, it is all the drivers following each other too closely. Only an idiot would drive on side parking lights in poor visibility. Get those headlights on! Is that a fact, or merely anecdotal?

Pancreatic cancer is a particularly nasty one. Bruce is no longer in pain. Commiserations to his family and all who knew him.

Wouldn't it be Ethnicmajorityburn? (Although the largest non-caucasian ethnic groups in that fair town are of Asian origin, not African).

Penis substitute? If the answer is "no" then they'll find a different excuse to load the policy!