Post your COVID 19 memes

[ditchcrawler]

58 minutes ago, Loddon said:

Or Richard of York gained battles In vain.

 

The resistor colour code had one as well but it's a bit un pc so I won't post it.

 

I cant remember the one I knew, it was a long time ago. I remember the first was black possibly followed by boys

[GUMPY]

One for @frangar

 

 

 

 

[Jim Riley]

55 minutes ago, Loddon said:

One for @frangar

 

 

 

 

Who would wish to be linked to that bunch of numpties? 

[GUMPY]

 

 

[ditchcrawler]

[Alan de Enfield]

Then the follow on .................................

 

 

 

[Tonka]

On 28/11/2021 at 14:00, Paul Gwilliams said:

I tried using a dictionary once to help me spell a word.......but I didn't know how to spell it so gave up!

No table of contents or an index in a dictionary 

[ditchcrawler]

[PeterF]

10 hours ago, Athy said:

Plows if you're American!

Words which include "ough" must be a minefield for people learning English as a foreign language. There are at least eight ways of pronouncing those letters.

I know I am a bit late on this one. I studied at Loughborough University and at one point presented at a conference in the US. I got introduced as

 

.... gained his Masters degree from Lowbrow University in England ....

 

and stood there in front of 400+ people trying not to crack up.

 

Next time I presented I spelled it phonetically for the session chairman.

[Hudds Lad]

5 minutes ago, PeterF said:

I know I am a bit late on this one. I studied at Loughborough University and at one point presented at a conference in the US. I got introduced as

 

.... gained his Masters degree from Lowbrow University in England ....

 

and stood there in front of 400+ people trying not to crack up.

 

Next time I presented I spelled it phonetically for the session chairman.

Isn’t it Loogabarooga to the Aussies?  

[ditchcrawler]

This one may have been here before

[George and Dragon]

19 hours ago, PeterF said:

I know I am a bit late on this one. I studied at Loughborough University and at one point presented at a conference in the US. I got introduced as

 

.... gained his Masters degree from Lowbrow University in England ....

 

and stood there in front of 400+ people trying not to crack up.

 

Next time I presented I spelled it phonetically for the session chairman.

Funny: I'm sure they have burrahs in the US spelt exactly like the borough at the end of Loughborough and Scarborough (but not Middlesbrough).

Maybe the Muricans aren't as clever as they claim.

[Mike Todd]

18 minutes ago, George and Dragon said:

Funny: I'm sure they have burrahs in the US spelt exactly like the borough at the end of Loughborough and Scarborough (but not Middlesbrough).

Maybe the Muricans aren't as clever as they claim.

New York has boroughs - see https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-boroughs-of-new-york-city.html for instance.

[David Mack]

37 minutes ago, George and Dragon said:

Funny: I'm sure they have burrahs in the US spelt exactly like the borough at the end of Loughborough and Scarborough (but not Middlesbrough).

Maybe the Muricans aren't as clever as they claim.

There's a suburb of Toronto spelt Scarborough, but pronounced more like "Scar borrow".

[Bacchus]

20 hours ago, ditchcrawler said:

 

 

Of course it's Omicron, not Omricon, however having seen this meme pop up in a number of places, I find it interesting to note that an actual anagram of Omicron is "moronic" (c:

 

 

[MtB]

2 hours ago, George and Dragon said:

Funny: I'm sure they have burrahs in the US spelt exactly like the borough at the end of Loughborough and Scarborough (but not Middlesbrough).

Maybe the Muricans aren't as clever as they claim.

 

Over on another forum I post on, we call them "Merkins", as that's what it sounds like they call themselves... 

[GUMPY]

14 minutes ago, MtB said:

 

Over on another forum I post on, we call them "Merkins", as that's what it sounds like they call themselves... 

And we all know what a Merkin is

 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Loddon

[Hudds Lad]

3 minutes ago, Loddon said:

And we all know what a merkin is

 

 

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[Jen-in-Wellies]

On 01/12/2021 at 18:05, ditchcrawler said:

I've done my own research and refuse to wear a coat. If you want to learn more about the money making conspiracy by Big Coat to get us all scared in to wearing bits of cloth on our bodies, read this excellent article by News Thump. Wake up Sheeple!

The shivering and goosebumps are just the signs of my healthy immune system fighting off the cold.

 

[ditchcrawler]

[Bacchus]

2 hours ago, ditchcrawler said:

 

 

Officially known as O - McCron?

[David Mack]

17 minutes ago, Bacchus said:

 

 

Officially known as O - McCron?

Wouldn't that be the French version?