billS Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Dr Bob said: Barns are places where you keep farm animals like cows and sheep and ducks. or bams = muppets 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 So, similar to the Northern English "barmpots". Thanks, lexicographers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stegra Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Not sure if it counts as graffiti but whoever thought of sticking these to standard paper towel dispensers sure had a sense of humour: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Mack Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 On 10/04/2018 at 10:10, alan_fincher said: I rather hope they never decide to clean this one off - it has been there very many years now. (It's over the M25 motorway, for those unfamiliar with it). It got painted over in 2018. But has now been repainted again. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52089188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRLMK38 Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Continuing the bridge theme, here is the latest work of a moron at Watford Locks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Done by a cereal offender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Athy said: Done by a cereal offender? Let’s say you’re in school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there’s Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there’s the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there’s your cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl out who’s an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to the end of term party, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is party-day, and you and your date are on the dance floor, when she says she wants a glass of punch. So she tells you that she’s going to go get some. She goes and gets it and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why she was so fast. She replies with; “Oh there's no punch line.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: Let’s say you’re in school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there’s Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there’s the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there’s your cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl out who’s an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to the end of term party, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is party-day, and you and your date are on the dance floor, when she says she wants a glass of punch. So she tells you that she’s going to go get some. She goes and gets it and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why she was so fast. She replies with; “Oh there's no punch line.” Well, that's two minutes of my life which I'll never get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Just now, Athy said: Well, that's two minutes of my life which I'll never get back. You are a slow reader ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 33 minutes ago, GRLMK38 said: Continuing the bridge theme, here is the latest work of a moron at Watford Locks. If that photo was taken from further back you could see the @cereal tiller, not just the cereal roof ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRLMK38 Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, TheBiscuits said: If that photo was taken from further back you could see the @cereal tiller, not just the cereal roof ... How much further back....Norton Junction or even further? Apologies, I was way too slow .... Edited March 31, 2020 by GRLMK38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, GRLMK38 said: How much further back....Norton Junction or even further? Just a step back, and another .... Oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRLMK38 Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, TheBiscuits said: Just a step back, and another .... Oops! Yep, no taff seats to save me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddyboater Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 We've got a collection of boaters graffiti photos somewhere, unfortunately not on this phone. Our favourite is fading fast now, in big letters across an old bridge on the tidal Trent; FU*K HITLER WITH JON MAGORS HEAD and underneath in smaller letters; This has fu*ked me. (which I'm sure it did) Another classic is in Rotherham, under a bridge but not on the towpath side. Simple but effective, a painting of a stick man with the words; FORGET OXFAM, FEED BRUCE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree monkey Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Has anyone posted this infamous one? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 I quite liked the "I'm a disappointment to my parents" one that was a question on the BCN challenge. Hopefully @RLWP or @Mrs Tawny Owl have a pic of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Todd Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 44 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: You are a slow reader ! Nah! It took him 5 secs to read and the rest to work out what the joke was. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post noddyboater Posted March 31, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, TheBiscuits said: I quite liked the "I'm a disappointment to my parents" one that was a question on the BCN challenge. Hopefully @RLWP or @Mrs Tawny Owl have a pic of it. Seen somewhere near Dudley; THERE AIN'T NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK with the reply underneath "And where's all the red and blue people you thick white bastard" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Boaters sani-station on the T&M probably in the 80's "My mother made me a homosexual" written below in another 'hand' "If I give her the wool will she make me one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Time my favourite one had another outing... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said: Time my favourite one had another outing... Ex - ce - llent, as they used to say in 'Wayne's World'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doratheexplorer Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, tree monkey said: Has anyone posted this infamous one? That one has always confused me. Who is Tojo The Dwarf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree monkey Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, doratheexplorer said: That one has always confused me. Who is Tojo The Dwarf? Or is it To Jo the dwarf, it's not entirely clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doratheexplorer Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, tree monkey said: Or is it To Jo the dwarf, it's not entirely clear So it's a direction? Keep going this way and you'll eventually find her? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doratheexplorer Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Not on a canal, but important info nonetheless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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