tree monkey

You and Rich are a lovely shade of brown, that's different

Good oh, those buggers have a tendency to fail after pollarding if left.

Don't, unless either they already have been and it's to stop them collapsing or your happy to repeat the process every 10yrs or so

Insurance should cover it, it's normally considered an act of god. It's considered that landowners should ensure their trees are safe, how onerous that liability is varies. Oh and what sort of penitance does the forum require?

Has he fallen in a vat of vactan?

Futile

Yeah but, my chainsaws get only the best 2 stroke, not dirty smelly diesel

Big engines with big fuel tanks I wouldn't worry about a touch of contamination, on the other hand I wouldn't use a can with diesel residue to mix 2 stroke for a chainsaw for example.

Try the little chimney company https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.facebook.com/littlechimneycompany/&ved=2ahUKEwjUzNvP5LrdAhUkB8AKHfQTAloQFjAAegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw2vl2p1whDkzLYRlh1Kc44Q

Woohoo, well done

A dongle is something you plug into your computer which allows it to connect to the internet via a slightly more advanced version of Morse code. Does that help?

There's a radio 4 long running drama about WW1 and it's a good un, they have just got to the point of mentioning the first appearance of the flu www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04l902x

Medically I dunno but as has been pointed out flu is bloody horrible. I've had real flu once and mid way through I seriously considered peeing myself to avoid getting out of bed, eventually I did crawl to the bog but I had to rest a couple of times, truly horrible.

It was the sat navs fault

I used to fish with an very keen ex match fisherman and occasionally used to try and copy his methods and techniques just to see what he was doing. Funny thing is he used to out catch me 2 to 3 fish to 1, he was so focused on what he was doing it was almost a trance. If he wasn't catching he was watching the water and reading what the fish were doing, which then meant a change of bait/presentation/swim/feeding pattern. Me I gave up and enjoyed what I caught and the world around me