Loafer Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 A Leander class frigate. 320 feet long, 40 foot beam, 17 foot draught and a mere 30,000 shp. Proper fun. Tim Ha haaaaaaaaaaa! Nice one Mr Smelly! Hmm. I was 6 tons, 36' LOA, 12' beam and 2.1m draught and made of tupperware! And often a bit scared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Ha haaaaaaaaaaa! Nice one Mr Smelly! Hmm. I was 6 tons, 36' LOA, 12' beam and 2.1m draught and made of tupperware! And often a bit scared! We were too terrified to be scared Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loafer Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 We were too terrified to be scared Tim Are you still in the South Oxford? You might be another one to add to my hit list for drinking wine with. The Loafers are heading that way soon. ETA June-ish, around 5pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Mind you, I was retired. No rush across the Channel in dodgy conditions to get to work on Monday! That's the dangerous bit - working on Mondays. Or Tuesdays. Or any other day with a Y in it. Work is the curse of the drinking classes, or so I have been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loafer Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 I firmly believe that lack of retirement is the single biggest cause of yachting accidents. The rush to get back to work, and the weather isn't great. Get the plane, guys! You can go back and get the yacht later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FadeToScarlet Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 I fear that a lifejacket might catch on something on a narrowboat and CAUSE me to fall in. Or, more likely, catch on something on a lock gate when crossing over, like a gate paddle or the end of a handrail. I don't normally wear one when on the cut, unless it's icy and slippery. I tend to wear one on the Ouse, like Scholar Gypsy, when single handing or in bad conditions on the lockside, like one ice or snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyLady Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) I was thinking about putting the crotch strap under my clothes, I can see what people mean about them getting caught on locks though. I wonder if anyone has ever worn a jumper over a life jacket by accident and it's gone off. - it would be like the incredible hulk changing. Lol Edited March 16, 2016 by GreyLady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tidal Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 I've seen it with a waterproof coat(newbie crew member on a yacht) Didn't do the coat a lot of good but amused the hell out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe the plumber Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 After having one of the volunteer lock keepers at Foxton fall in to the centre pound (8' 6" deep) off our hire boat last September and effectively be saved by his life jacket, we wear them all the time when the boat is cruising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Are you still in the South Oxford? You might be another one to add to my hit list for drinking wine with. The Loafers are heading that way soon. ETA June-ish, around 5pm. Absolutely!! Be great to see you for a bevvy I will be busy in June but evening drinkies will go down a treat. I have a mooring at Oxfordshire narrowboats and can give you some localised advice re where to moor when you visit. pm me a few days b4 hand. cheers Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 After having one of the volunteer lock keepers at Foxton fall in to the centre pound (8' 6" deep) off our hire boat last September and effectively be saved by his life jacket, we wear them all the time when the boat is cruising. Funnily enough even though I know I should I am stupid enough to not wear one except on tidal rivers The top profesionals always wear one if there is any chance of going overboard The Royal navy often wear one as do the RNLI often but not under all circumstances though. Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacka Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 I always wear a lifejacket if single handed and the water is more than waist deep or very cold. I would say that even on the River Severn most boaters don't wear one, but I do as it is very wide and deep. It also helps other boaters see you in the water. My life jacket doesn't have a crotch strap and I don't see the need for one on a canal, but then I'm lucky as my waist is not the biggest part of me :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loafer Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Absolutely!! Be great to see you for a bevvy I will be busy in June but evening drinkies will go down a treat. I have a mooring at Oxfordshire narrowboats and can give you some localised advice re where to moor when you visit. pm me a few days b4 hand. cheers Tim Aye will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthound Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 (edited) IIRC from my seafaring days, the crotch straps are to stop you dropping a few inches into the water while your life jacket remains buoyant above you. That is quite likely to happen with a slightly pear-shaped Dad, but mostly he just has to stand up and he'll be waist deep at worst. Unless he falls into a full lock. That said I don't wear a life jacket on the canals unless it is icy. It really is a question of how risk averse you are. Edited for spiilung Edited March 16, 2016 by cuthound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchcrawler Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 I was thinking about putting the crotch strap under my clothes, I can see what people mean about them getting caught on locks though. I wonder if anyone has ever worn a jumper over a life jacket by accident and it's gone off. - it would be like the incredible hulk changing. Lol Well all members of CRT and volunteers wear them when near water and they don't have a problem. When I worked Offshore everyone working outside the handrail wore them without problem this included scaffolders who were building hanging scaffolds from the deck to water level . We did get the odd manual inflation but when you put that against hours use and climbing about it was very small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickent Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 F6 is known as a 'yachtsman's gale', but really it is ok in the 'right boat'. There'll be many ex-semen who'll agree with that! Surely you mean seamen and not semen, that's a whole different story..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John V Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Surely you mean seamen and not semen, that's a whole different story..... I wondered when I read it but I thought I should ignore it as the advice is not to feed the troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loafer Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 I wondered when I read it but I thought I should ignore it as the advice is not to feed the troll Well who was Seaman Staines then? Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchcrawler Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Well who was Seaman Staines then? Eh? Roger the cabin boy I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickent Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Just don't bend down and pick up the golden rivet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Mack Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 F6 is known as a 'yachtsman's gale', but really it is ok in the 'right boat'. There'll be many ex-semen who'll agree with that! Surely you mean seamen and not semen, that's a whole different story..... Surely we are all ex-semen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John V Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Youse lot will get this thread locked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loafer Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Youse lot will get this thread locked Where are you getting those brilliant emoticons from John? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar Gypsy Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Youse lot will get this thread locked Here's a photo of me in the shower, testing my lifejacket. After a minute, I undid the velcro so the water could get to the mechanism, and it went bang. Photo of crotch strap not available, as that might get the thread locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loafer Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Here's a photo of me in the shower, testing my lifejacket. After a minute, I undid the velcro so the water could get to the mechanism, and it went bang. 2015-02-16 21.52.46.jpg Photo of crotch strap not available, as that might get the thread locked. Now a photo of that would be comedy gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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