luctor et emergo Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 I rather like the name 'Norfolk Enchants'. The story goes that years ago it was proposed as the name for a racehorse, but the jockey club would not allow it, because it would cause trouble for the race commentator... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas cass Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 realy fancy the name "FIRCOMBE HALL" for my next boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickleback Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Saw a terraced house once called "Farkholm Hall". It is now rose cottage - new owners, though not endowed with originality, obviously didn't like the previous name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeping Up Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The lock-keeper at Bristol was telling me of his dilemma when using the VHF radio to talk to boats. He MUST quote the name of the boat at the start of each radio transmission, but he MUST NOT utter any obscenities over the airwaves. Hmmm ... Was told this summer about a boat that had a small picture of a sinking ship with a Confederate Flag, it was called "Dixie Wrecked" (I had to say it out loud several times before I got it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie patrick Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 only dimly related to boats but we went to the village of Ripple in Kent as it is this village that our boat is named after. In the village is a pink cottage called Raspberry Cottage... How's that for an address, Raspberry, Ripple... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Like the name of the new Everton 2 shop in the Liverpool 1 shopping mall... Everton 2, Liverpool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray T Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) What about Onion Bargee? Edited October 9, 2009 by Ray T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Naff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldthehouse Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Naff. Now theres a good name for my new boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayalld Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 What about Onion Bargee? A serious contender for the top ten crap names for a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I was bemused to see a boat called Tarred the other day, but it made more sense when I saw the butty - Feathered. Richard They demonstrated some beautiful boat work as they went through Welsh Road lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Strangely, after reading this, I saw my first ever 'R Swipe' this afternoon. For the boat in question it seemed quite appropriate, though why they would, as my OH says, mug themselves off like that, I can't imagine. I once followed a boat through Knowle that had the owner's name on the stern, "R. Send" (At least, I think it was the owner's name....) Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ibis Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I like the idea of a blackboard on the side with some chalk, you or a passer by could change the name every day! THAT is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Ambrose Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 THAT is brilliant. My offering is a boat called "Misty Blue".......................... a locally supplied toilet cleaner! always chuckle when i see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam & Di Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 A boat I used to see quite often had its name and port of registry on the stern, as they commonly do. It was the quite innocuous Rambler (Hull), but I always had to resist the temptation to write Rambler (Cabinside) or Rambler (Bow) at the appropriate points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick1964 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 R-Sole Phylis !!! thanks for your very kind offer by the way re: tidal trent, still undecided which course to take Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete of Ebor Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 This one, spotted on the Bridgewater years ago, made me smile: 'Morning Flatulence' I'm glad someone else has copped 'Morning Flatulence'. Saw it a few years ago at Great Haywood Junction. It did start an interesting ISIHAC sort-of game in the pub later that night - inventing silly names for the other boats in the 'flatulence' fleet... but we had to give up with Titanic Flatulence.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeping Up Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 There used to a boat named "Windsor VIII" around here. Not particulalry silly, but it set us wondering whether there were also "Windsor I" to "Windsor VII" in a hire fleet. Then in the pub the idea occurred to us, of having a fleet of boats all ending in "VIII". Names like Expector, Flagell, and Deffy, all came to mind - until we all spilled our beer after someone suggested "Master B" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Ambrose Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I'm glad someone else has copped 'Morning Flatulence'. Saw it a few years ago at Great Haywood Junction. It did start an interesting ISIHAC sort-of game in the pub later that night - inventing silly names for the other boats in the 'flatulence' fleet... but we had to give up with Titanic Flatulence.. That could take the wind out of your sails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tillerpin Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Saw a cruiser on the GU in the Summer called May contain nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullfrog Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 (edited) I'm glad someone else has copped 'Morning Flatulence'. Saw it a few years ago at Great Haywood Junction. It did start an interesting ISIHAC sort-of game in the pub later that night - inventing silly names for the other boats in the 'flatulence' fleet... but we had to give up with Titanic Flatulence.. There is a sailing club on the South Coast (Angmering?) where they specialise in Dart Class Catamarans all named "A Touch of...." , they've got Class, Brilliance etc but one cheerful soul has named his "A Touch of Wind" David Edited October 9, 2009 by Bullfrog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeping Up Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 And yes I understand the 'Registered at...' thingie on an old boat but why put it on a modern boat?!!! I used to think the same way but since we put "Reg at Longport No 177" on the side of Keeping Up, we've met a lot of people who EITHER had another Stoke-on-Trent boat OR lived in Stoke on Trent; we've made a few good friends that way and had some good evenings in the pub as a result so I don't regret it for one moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheshire~rose Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 I think the daftest idea for a boat name I ever heard was AquagemPortapotti Must get the signwriting replaced one of these days (when Dave's back is turned) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchcrawler Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 I was bemused to see a boat called Tarred the other day, but it made more sense when I saw the butty - Feathered. Richard They demonstrated some beautiful boat work as they went through Welsh Road lock. Saw them at Aynho. The name I liked after seeing lost of Ladies names followed by "May" was a ladies name followed by "May not" There used to a boat named "Windsor VIII" around here. Not particulalry silly, but it set us wondering whether there were also "Windsor I" to "Windsor VII" in a hire fleet. Spends most of its time at Fenny Compton from what I can see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinca steve Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 only dimly related to boats but we went to the village of Ripple in Kent as it is this village that our boat is named after. In the village is a pink cottage called Raspberry Cottage... How's that for an address, Raspberry, Ripple... That would do for me as a name due to the fact I'm a cockney and disabled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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