Land

[Yvonne samosa]

Small plot of land to rent or buy? Anyone know of anything please?

[Ray T]

Beside a canal or in the middle of the country?

England, Scotland, Wales or Ireland?

I’m afraid you need to be more explicit.

Edited November 29, 2023 by Ray T

[Alan de Enfield]

1 hour ago, Yvonne samosa said:

Small plot of land to rent or buy? Anyone know of anything please?

 

How small ?

Purpose ? (leisure, keeping pigs, residential caravan parking ?

Water side / Roadside / Access ?

[rusty69]

55 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said:

 

How small ?

Purpose ? (leisure, keeping pigs, residential caravan parking ?

Water side / Roadside / Access ?

Zee clue is in zee words

 

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Anyone know of anything please?

 

[Alan de Enfield]

9 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Zee clue is in zee words

 

 

Well I'm not selling a 'small plot' of land for it to become a Gypsy camp - they have bought a lot of land in the area.

[dmr]

If its canalside land you want then join the queue, probably hunderds of boaters and thousands of wannabee boaters having the same dream.

A plot of land canalside does not guarantee that mooring is possible (many canals are shallow on the off side) or that CRT will grant permission.

 

A local land owner does keep trying to sell me a plot of land (up North) but I suspect he has read articles about moorings in London bringing in big money and has an optimistic view of what his land is worth.

[MtB]

You can have  bit of my land for £5k. 

 

Bring your wheelbarrow over and I'll fill it up for you. 

 

 

 

 

[Bacchus]

19 minutes ago, MtB said:

You can have  bit of my land for £5k. 

 

Bring your wheelbarrow over and I'll fill it up for you. 

 

 

 

 

 

The OP wants a plot of land. Not a bucket...🙂

[Arthur Marshall]

6 minutes ago, Bacchus said:

 

The OP wants a plot of land. Not a bucket...🙂

Guy Fawkes had a plot. And look what happened to him.

[MtB]

2 minutes ago, Arthur Marshall said:

Guy Fawkes had a plot. And look what happened to him.

 

Did he land in hot water?

[jonathanA]

1 hour ago, dmr said:

If its canalside land you want then join the queue, probably hunderds of boaters and thousands of wannabee boaters having the same dream.

A plot of land canalside does not guarantee that mooring is possible (many canals are shallow on the off side) or that CRT will grant permission.

 

A local land owner does keep trying to sell me a plot of land (up North) but I suspect he has read articles about moorings in London bringing in big money and has an optimistic view of what his land is worth.

Maybe he's right - I know of some canalside plots in the North that are going for in excess of £100K. They do have mooring rights and water laid on.

[Alan de Enfield]

32 minutes ago, jonathanA said:

They do have mooring rights and water laid on.

 

Handy if it is a mooring, no water, no floaty

[system 4-50]

4 hours ago, Yvonne samosa said:

Small plot of land to rent or buy? Anyone know of anything please?

A friend of mine sells 1 sq M plots of land in Scotland, would one of these suit you?  You acquire a title of "Laird of .." for your plot.

[nicknorman]

I suspect her hose won’t start.

[MtB]

2 minutes ago, nicknorman said:

I suspect her hose won’t start.

 

 

Good point. The usename seems faintly improbable too.

 

 

[magnetman]

Mars might be an option. Some canals apparently and heavy lift transport could be available if you know the right people and don't mind it exploding .

 

https://lunarembassy.com/product/buy-land-on-mars/

 

Not expensive. 

[MtB]

3 minutes ago, magnetman said:

Mars might be an option. Some canals apparently and heavy lift transport could be available if you know the right people and don't mind it exploding .

 

https://lunarembassy.com/product/buy-land-on-mars/

 

Not expensive. 

 

Not a scam either. Oh no, definitely not.

 

Oddly, the Martians don't seem to be involved in these sales in any way. You'd think they might want (at least some of) the proceeds! 

[magnetman]

I imagine humans have already disenfranchised the Martians by blocking their super oxyfilter indraw life support systems as well as cutting the power. 

 

They can probably no longer communicate. There was some suggestion they had taken some humans hostage but apparently it was old gits and therefore expendable. 

 

 

[MtB]

2 minutes ago, magnetman said:

There was some suggestion they had taken some humans hostage but apparently it was old gits and therefore expendable. 

 

WHAT????!!!!

 

Alan has been taken hostage????

 

 

[Bacchus]

2 hours ago, Arthur Marshall said:

Guy Fawkes had a plot. And look what happened to him.

 

The last man to enter parliament with an honest motive?

[Yvonne samosa]

4 hours ago, Alan de Enfield said:

 

How small ?

Purpose ? (leisure, keeping pigs, residential caravan parking ?

Water side / Roadside / Access ?

Just enough to moor our boat 45ft when we finish going round the canals! Just wanted to see whats out there! By the way the name is a Indian food but a Spanish name! I or we are real!

 

[Yvonne samosa]

50 minutes ago, system 4-50 said:

A friend of mine sells 1 sq M plots of land in Scotland, would one of these suit you?  You acquire a title of "Laird of .." for your plot.

If next to canal!

[Yvonne samosa]

5 hours ago, Ray T said:

Beside a canal or in the middle of the country?

England, Scotland, Wales or Ireland?

I’m afraid you need to be more explicit.

Don't know yet just wondering about the cost and areas!so it doesn't matter where yet! We are still cruising at the moment.🙂

[ditchcrawler]

Sometimes bits come up on the River Nene. You are probably looking £50K+

[Yvonne samosa]

3 hours ago, Alan de Enfield said:

Well I'm not selling a 'small plot' of land for it to become a Gypsy camp - they have bought a lot of land in the area.

 

2 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said:

Sometimes bits come up on the River Nene. You are probably looking £50K+

 

Thank you 😊