Sea Dog Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Never put more than two keys on a cork ball key ring it will sink. Never stand on the front deck looking backwards you never know what is going to hit you on the back of the head. Never get between the boat when it is moving and a hard place. Never leave a windlass attached to the paddle gear I don't wish to be picky after you've taken a bit of a hit over Point 1 but, whilst Point 3 is good advice, don't get between your boat and a hard place when it isn't moving either..... it just might start moving and you ain't gonna be much of a fender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb Innisfree Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 My bum is not normally over the open weed hatch, just my head and shoulders. Could be if holding tank/cassette is full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5thHorseman Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 I don't wish to be picky after you've taken a bit of a hit over Point 1 ... If we all said "I agree with you" it would be a dull forum to visit. Three out of four without a starting a war is, I think, is pretty good going In fact I might post some more whilst I am ahead on points. Don't travel with fenders on the side of your boat Close front doors when going up through locks Agree a horn signal for emergencies with the crew before tackling locks. Never pass a pub that is open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keble Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Could be if holding tank/cassette is full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted November 26, 2014 Report Share Posted November 26, 2014 Never pass a pub that is open. I see, now you have resorted to stating the obvious! Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 (edited) Always ensure the beer fridge is full. ETA: Always ensure the orange mooring rope is disconnected BEFORE setting off from your mooring. Edited November 27, 2014 by Naughty Cal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murflynn Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Always ensure the beer fridge is full. ETA: Always ensure the orange mooring rope is disconnected BEFORE setting off from your mooring. beat me to it, but mine is blue. it's surprisingly elastic, innit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper Job Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Never put your beer in the fridge ......... it's just wrong! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackrose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 6. When you go down the weed hatch take keys out of ignition and keep them in your pocket! When you're about to take a dump make sure there's some toilet paper and the previous roll hasn't run out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackrose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Don't travel with fenders on the side of your boat That's mainly a narrowboat thing. I've been traveling with my fenders down for many years and never had a problem. When I was moored on the Thames I'd say 90% of boats of all types (plastic and steel cruisers, Dutch barges, etc), came past with their fenders down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMc Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Never put your beer in the fridge ......... it's just wrong! Never a truer word spoken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 beat me to it, but mine is blue. it's surprisingly elastic, innit. Ours isn't. Its designed so that it pulls the cables out of the plug. Not sure of the maker but its a good cable and plug design. I have lost count of the number of times we have had to rewire it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murflynn Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 That's mainly a narrowboat thing. I've been traveling with my fenders down for many years and never had a problem. When I was moored on the Thames I'd say 90% of boats of all types (plastic and steel cruisers, Dutch barges, etc), came past with their fenders down. got fed up with fenders hanging down and replaced them with a kabelaring of 2" synthetic hemp around my launch style GRP cruiser. Looks a treat, does the business and doesn't hang up on pilings. Travelling with big plastic fenders hanging is naff, only suited to harbour tugs and day hire boats. Cylindrical rope fenders are OK as long as they don't drag in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanM Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Remember to attach the steering stick before setting off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machpoint005 Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Remember to attach the steering stick before setting off You've been talking to my daughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naughty Cal Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Make sure all members of crew are onboard before setting off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiomariner Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 (edited) I've never had an engine yet that once I know the oil level it has magically gone up!!! I check it to make sure it hasn't gone down. The H series of Listers suffered from diesel getting into the sump so it became habit to check oil after shutting down and before starting, the one time it happened the oil pressure suddenly dropped (gauge on roof) and exhaust smelt diesel so quick stop.Still check oil every morning and turn greasers just automatic really. never had weed hatch so no danger of not fixing it back down properly this should be no8 David Lister SR series can also do this. Usually attributed to a defect in the diesel injector pump. It thins out the oil reducing lubrication thus increasing engine wear, and the added risk of engine run-away (I never heard of crank case explosions on engines this size) I also add. If you top up oil to the mark when engine is cold it will be above the mark when hot. Edited November 27, 2014 by Radiomariner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ssscrudddy Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 If your missus asks "does my bum look big in this?"NEVER under ANY circumstances say "yes".Dont ask me how I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiomariner Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 If your missus asks "does my bum look big in this?" NEVER under ANY circumstances say "yes". Dont ask me how I know! "No more than usual" is a bad answer as well. (I know this!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wreckferret Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Does this dress make me look fat ?? No, it's all the chips you eat...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharl Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Does this dress make me look fat ?? No, it's all the chips you eat...... ^^^^^^ brave man if you say that!! ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 ^^^^^^ brave man if you say that!! ^^^^^ Perhaps he's an olympic sprinter Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loafer Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 ^^^^^^ brave man if you say that!! ^^^^^ If she eats a lot of chips, get her to do like smokers do. Sellotape a crisp to her upper arm when she goes to bed. It reduces the craving for chips when she wakes up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 If she eats a lot of chips, get her to do like smokers do. Sellotape a crisp to her upper arm when she goes to bed. It reduces the craving for chips when she wakes up! Genius! I have a friend who is addicted to cream cakes - does your treatment work for those too? Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackrose Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 got fed up with fenders hanging down and replaced them with a kabelaring of 2" synthetic hemp around my launch style GRP cruiser. Looks a treat, does the business and doesn't hang up on pilings. Travelling with big plastic fenders hanging is naff, only suited to harbour tugs and day hire boats. Cylindrical rope fenders are OK as long as they don't drag in the water. I have cylindrical rubber fenders which do hang in the water. What's the issue with that exactly? I've never had a problem in the 10 years I've had the boat and never got hung up because it's a widebeam and I can't use narrow locks anyway. As I said, it's mainly a narrowboat thing. ^^^^^^ brave man if you say that!! ^^^^^ But an honest man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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