Fair Warning!! Camouflage Boat on Trent & Mersey

[Ally]

Any recent sightings?

[Ally]

Currently reported to be at cranfleet

[matty40s]

.......with new windows??

[getitpainted]

It is still by Cranfleet flood lock today.

[bizzard]

Attention General Alley !!!!. Stop dithering and assemble the troops immediately, drill em hard with fixed bayonets.

Will dispatch PIRsquared forthwith with his Bugle by the next stage coach to play marching tunes.

I'm out on a bit of a trip at the mo and have just tied up to go to the toilet so am stuck here for a bit so will direct operations in comfort on the bog.

God bless you all

Field marshal Bizzard.

[bozlite]

Just going through Beeston lock as I write!

[jelunga]

 

Get a keb or two and claw some of the silt on every bend into the middle.

 

My intelligence sources now say that the Camo Boat may have been down the T&M to collect their S8 butty and are now assumed to be heading back to 'home base'. Bizz .... I think we need a code and a codebreaker - got any old Enigmas lying around??

No but will an enema do ?

[bizzard]

No but will an enema do ?

Ask Ally.

[lee b]

Well........, CAMOUFLAGE, very good.

have a ''dummy'' tank fitted and drop a bag of sugar in the diesel...that'll stop the b------s...stone dead with a big bang !

[Midnight Rider]

No but will an enema do ?

There must be an echo in here, it's just rebounded off post #189

[RLWP]

have a ''dummy'' tank fitted and drop a bag of sugar in the diesel...that'll stop the b------s...stone dead with a big bang !

 

 

Richard

[ditchcrawler]

Just going through Beeston lock as I write!

Another night time run then. They seam to like their night boating

[bizzard]

It looks like the General's not playing anymore, a serious court marshal offense that. The troops will run amok and their morals will decline even more.

And I don't suppose PIRSqared has arrived yet with his instrument. A sad state to be in indeed.

FM

[MHS]

 

God bless you all

Field marshal Bizzard.

Blimey didn't realise there was such a high ranking chap on this forum!

 

We are going on board tomorrow at Church Minshull, so will keep watch for you Sir.

 

Any other orders Sir?

 

Corporal Mike

 

Blimey didn't realise there was such a high ranking chap on this forum!

 

We are going on board tomorrow at Church Minshull, so will keep watch for you Sir.

 

Any other orders Sir?

 

Corporal Mike

Sorry Sir

 

I think I've misunderstood your orders. Our Beeston is on the Shroppie.

 

Please don't get me court marshalled.

[Ally]

It is with great sadness that I have come to the decision I must hand the troops over to FM Bizzards command, as I have another campaign I must lead over the next month. This has already required much of my attention, thus I have been unable to focus efforts fully here. You will be in capable hands troops, stand strong, use all your wits. I shall support you from the wings whilst my attentions must be, for now, elsewhere.

rally on with strong hearts!

[ditchcrawler]

Any idea how far they got last night?

[MaryP]

Holme Lock Sunday morning, gone Sunday afternoon.

[ditchcrawler]

They are moving about a lot

[the grinch]

perhaps they are trying to be CC'ers

[Grace and Favour]

They're trying to keep a low profile

 

 

 

 

(of course - what they really need is a canal Submarine (Kanal u-Boot)

[deckhand]

maybe, there is more than one and thats why they seem to get around alot?

[Doorman]

Please sir,

 

Can I volunteer to lead the assault with the opportunity to announce our arrival with the the age old question; 'Are you a friend or enema?'

[Grace and Favour]

Please sir,

 

Can I volunteer to lead the assault with the opportunity to announce our arrival with the the age old question; 'Are you a friend or enema?'

Alimentary, my dear Doorman.......

 

 

 

(or was it the Beeston they're on?)

[Mrs Trackman]

Embankment on Trent outside county hall Monday. Centre Nottingham outside station, Nottingham canal today.

[Arthur Brown]

I may have a beehive and I think there were some clams left but has anyone any Time Pencils spare in case I get LDelayed.

 

Could turn it into the camouflet boat.