LadyG 423 Report post #1 Posted November 5 The CRT have asked me to complete the survey as apparently I have been spotted out boating. Strange. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrsmelly 5408 Report post #2 Posted November 5 2 minutes ago, LadyG said: The CRT have asked me to complete the survey as apparently I have been spotted out boating. Strange. Dont worry, you will get all sorts of crap over the years. The most recent was asking me if I wanted to stand for election to the boaters panel or somett?? I always delete em, yall get several over the year about this that and the other, just ignore em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyG 423 Report post #3 Posted November 5 3 minutes ago, mrsmelly said: Dont worry, you will get all sorts of crap over the years. The most recent was asking me if I wanted to stand for election to the boaters panel or somett?? I always delete em, yall get several over the year about this that and the other, just ignore em. I could always propose you for boaters panel if you are too shy to apply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NB Esk 311 Report post #4 Posted November 5 15 minutes ago, LadyG said: I could always propose you for boaters panel if you are too shy to apply. It won't involve you pressing any buttons will it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robtheplod 25 Report post #5 Posted November 5 I've had the boaters panel email and I've had a boat for 5 mins! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrsmelly 5408 Report post #6 Posted November 5 36 minutes ago, robtheplod said: I've had the boaters panel email and I've had a boat for 5 mins! Yep, they send loads of crap out every year. Just bin it. Unless you are one of those boring phaarts that likes to be on bloomin committees cos yer a nosey so and so 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ditchcrawler 1106 Report post #7 Posted November 5 Just a reminder that Andy Tidy is standing as a private boater this time not as a trader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zenataomm 1091 Report post #8 Posted November 5 They sent me the survey. The number of relevant questions about Depth, Moorings, Maintenance, Locks etc. was only surpassed by their concern for my: - Sexuality Chronic illnesses Mental Health Gender self identification Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Dog 1914 Report post #9 Posted November 7 On 05/11/2019 at 19:56, zenataomm said: They sent me the survey. The number of relevant questions about Depth, Moorings, Maintenance, Locks etc. was only surpassed by their concern for my: - Sexuality Chronic illnesses Mental Health Gender self identification How else are they going to complete the survey they get sent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyG 423 Report post #10 Posted November 7 I can't see the point of these personal Q's, in fact I would rather not answer anything other than sex [m/f] and age. Nosey beggars! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Dog 1914 Report post #11 Posted November 8 10 hours ago, LadyG said: I can't see the point of these personal Q's, in fact I would rather not answer anything other than sex [m/f] and age. Nosey beggars! Those personal Qs are not there to have a point for you - they're for them to be able to say they have x many (insert name of minority group here) to help them reach or prove they meet their diversity targets. There's funding in that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuthound 1680 Report post #12 Posted November 8 16 minutes ago, Sea Dog said: Those personal Qs are not there to have a point for you - they're for them to be able to say they have x many (insert name of minority group here) to help them reach or prove they meet their diversity targets. There's funding in that. Seeing as CRT are strapped for cash, perhaps all of us white, 50 plus men (majority of canal users) should all "bend the truth" when it comes to completing these surveys? 🤔😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chewbacka 487 Report post #13 Posted November 8 6 minutes ago, cuthound said: Seeing as CRT are strapped for cash, perhaps all of us white, 50 plus men (majority of canal users) should all "bend the truth" when it comes to completing these surveys? 🤔😁 Are you suggesting I start identifying myself as a young black lesbian??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Dog 1914 Report post #14 Posted November 8 2 minutes ago, Chewbacka said: Are you suggesting I start identifying myself as a young black lesbian??? Get thee behind me, Satan...! (However, you have the right to identify as anything you want to be, and don't let anyone put you off pursuing your dreams) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alan de Enfield 4290 Report post #15 Posted November 8 39 minutes ago, cuthound said: Seeing as CRT are strapped for cash, perhaps all of us white, 50 plus men (majority of canal users) should all "bend the truth" when it comes to completing these surveys? 🤔😁 Its amazing how many times I have been a one-legged, Black, lesbian - problem is it doesn't work so well when you are stopped in the street and asked to answer questions. A good put-down I use for those 'double glazing salesmen' that haunt the exit doors in DIY shops when they try to push a conservatory on you : "Yes if you'd like to come and give me a quote, I live on a boat, but is in the marina just up the road, do you want to follow me back ?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ditchcrawler 1106 Report post #16 Posted November 8 2 hours ago, Chewbacka said: Are you suggesting I start identifying myself as a young black lesbian??? With one leg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zenataomm 1091 Report post #17 Posted November 8 I think that offering the information that I am a blind agnostic from Swahili-land, when asked in the street adds to the entertainment. I too escape supermarket exit salespeople by telling them I live on a boat. However my all time favourite is to allow myself to be engaged in polite conversation with them about their product until they ask for my name and address. Then my tone changes, I point out that I have signed The Official Secrets Act on more than one occasion. While I let that sink in, I inform them any attempt on their part to elicit information from me will result in their immediate arrest, performed by me under The OSA 1989 Intro Texts 1,4 & 13. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
