Alan de Enfield Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) I am still waiting for him to come & pick up the Cat - according to the forum log his last visit was in June - anyone heard from him ? C'mon Rusty its awaiting ……………………. And her bottom needs a good scrubbing Edited September 19, 2018 by Alan de Enfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 Oh thats odd. One of his last posts implied he was already off sailing in one of your tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHS Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) Hi Alan, Are you giving this cat away to the first taker? I grew up sailing so will happily have her, but swmbo does get seasick so may not be happy. Cheers Mike Mikes are like buses. You wait 5 minutes and two turn up at the same time. Edited September 19, 2018 by MHS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 I think he's off for another sex change op. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted September 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dr Bob said: I think he's off for another sex change op. Or, maybe to have his rubber suit removed - BIG job !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 If he's wrapped in rubber, how come he's rusty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted September 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Nightwatch said: If he's wrapped in rubber, how come he's rusty? Holes where her arms and head stick out allow oxygen to enter the warm, wet environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 We want rusty, we want Rusty...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cereal tiller Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 minute ago, mrsmelly said: We want rusty, we want Rusty...... I think a Part Time Troll upset him a while back but no reason that I can recall of late. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 23 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: Holes where her arms and head stick out allow oxygen to enter the warm, wet environment. Stop it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthound Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Being a beagle, he has probably gone to the dogs ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Bob Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, cuthound said: Being a beagle, he has probably gone to the dogs ? No, I've gone to the dogs and he isnt here.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Dog Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Has anyone checked the kennel roof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree monkey Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 Has he fallen in a vat of vactan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthound Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Maybe he got Fertan on his fur? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Dog Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 16 hours ago, tree monkey said: Has he fallen in a vat of vactan? Maybe our corroded friend is dyslexic and is now on an Italian adventure after popping out for some "Vatican"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rusty69 Posted September 21, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 It is I, rouillé soixante neuf. Well, I was on my way to pickup Alans catamaran, best rubber suit packed in anticipation (I know how he likes it), for a weeks sailing around the Scilly Isles. As I approached Plymouth harbour, and to my great surprise, I was approached by a couple of lovely lady beagles with offers of free vactan, fertan and even a shot of the jenolites. Well....that was three weeks ago. I awoke earlier with a banging headache to discover I am on a cruise ship, destination unknown. Internet access is very sketchy out here, so I don't know if I will be able to post again (thank gawd, I hear you say). Farewell, my canal and river dwelling friends, farewell. May all locks be in your favour. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, rusty69 said: Well....that was three weeks ago. I awoke earlier with a banging headache to discover I am on a cruise ship, destination unknown. Are you sure you are not being held captive on a cross-channel ferry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted September 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 35 minutes ago, rusty69 said: As I approached Plymouth harbour, and to my great surprise, I was approached by a couple of lovely lady beagles with offers of free vactan, fertan and even a shot of the jenolites. Don't worry penicillin is wonderful stuff, Fair well* dear friend ………………………………………... (* as opposed to 'farewell') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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