Giant Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Definately go for the November 5th option. No harm done,disposed of safely and no chance of them being mistaken for an emergency. Any distress flare pack will include two or more rocket launched parachute flares. These go up to around 1000ft, take nearly a minute to come down, and are still burning at over 1000°C when they reach the surface. They will set light to almost anything they land on. Setting them off on land like fireworks is the most stupid suggestion imaginable. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete.i Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 I am going to dispose of these responsibly how ever long it takes but I have to say that the almost complete lack of official guidance and I stress official as opposed to some of the advice on here, does explain why people wouldn't dispose of these things responsibly and safely. There are 2 distress flares and 2 smoke flares in the pack. I would think that the distress flares are parachute flares so these things are highly dangerous and really shouldn't be messed about with unless it is an emergency. When I was in the army I saw a couple of people who had lost fingers mucking about with thunder flashes so I am not going to anything with them other than give them to some responsible authority. i'm sure that I am not the only one who has come across this dilemma and I am sure that they can be disposed of properly it's just a matter of finding out. So if Naburn cannot do it then it will be the coastguard getting a ring on Monday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 There is professional advice to firework operators to give the coastguard warning of a firework display within (IIRC 5) miles of the coast. inland from that a mere solas flare or ten would be unlikely to be noticed at sea. I did once see and participate in the disposal of hundreds of smoke flares and some parachute flares -kept the boys happy for a while. I think Leicestershire is far enough from the coast! An acquaintance once thought exactly this. Turns out that final approach to Heathrow is more than 5 miles from the coast, but gets noticed very very quickly ... even on 5th November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionbargee Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Balls, the army fire off hundreds of Shermully parachute flares all over the training areas, and they are not toys, they burn out long before they hit the ground. Just fire it you big Nancy ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sea Dog Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 I always keep out of date flares to use in case of a false alarm. Saves wasting good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Brown Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 There are more regulations relating to fireworks and airfields! Strangely Heathrow is most amenable to professional firework displays if they have due notice, they have changed runways to allow a display then changed back again, -you get a liaison officer and a very precise show time. (Manchester gives firework operators a harder time than Heathrow). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrigglefingers Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Balls, the army fire off hundreds of Shermully parachute flares all over the training areas, and they are not toys, they burn out long before they hit the ground. Just fire it you big Nancy ! As fond as I am of fireworks, bonfires and general mayhem, I have an inkling in the back of my mind that it's an offence to fire a marine distress flare without cause, I think it's buried in the Marine Shipping Act 1995 Whether that actually pertains to land use, I have no idea. I would say that it's not the best idea in the world though. Emergency services are stretched enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Vagabond Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Just as a thought, given the difficulty people have in disposing of these things, is there any difficulty in firing them off downwards into a body of water (the sea) from, say a sea wall, obviously in an isolated area. Others may well see a flaw in this idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timx Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Put them in the wardrobe and wait till they come back into fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_fincher Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 From the topic heading I thought this was going to be a warning about not wearing some particularly tasteless jeans I might still have from the 1970s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrigglefingers Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Put them in the wardrobe and wait till they come back into fashion Whaddya mean out of fashion?! They've never been out of fashion in the Wriggly household ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBiscuits Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Whaddya mean out of fashion?! They've never been out of fashion in the Wriggly household ... There is a very good reason they never went out of fashion .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrigglefingers Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 There is a very good reason they never went out of fashion .... I'm an international style-setter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Ambrose Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 There are more regulations relating to fireworks and airfields! Strangely Heathrow is most amenable to professional firework displays if they have due notice, they have changed runways to allow a display then changed back again, -you get a liaison officer and a very precise show time. (Manchester gives firework operators a harder time than Heathrow).Comment about Heathrow is true, when Chris worked for IBM we would attend their annual firework bash which was very near Heathrow and planes coming in would deviate a little and dip a wing to give the passengers a view, once they had passed over they would swing back to their original line.Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebulae Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I can see why discharging parachute flares could be a problem and unwise in any circumstances except an emergency. I must admit to being a bit lax in disposing of out of date flares. What likely problem would there be in keeping out of date flares. Are they dangerous,or is it that they might not work? Does 12 months out of date matter,what about 12 years? I am assuming that they have been kept in an approved water tight container. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalesman Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Just give them to a football crowd,they seem to use plenty of them.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the barnacle Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Think i would just get some up to date ones then tuck the out of date ones away - in an emergency an out of date flare will be a bonus to have around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 From the topic heading I thought this was going to be a warning about not wearing some particularly tasteless jeans I might still have from the 1970s! You too?! I have some somewhere that i made from non flared jeans, that trick where you sewed some dart shapes in but a different shade of denim. I actually wore them at a fancy dress night a few years back, but was amazed at just how much they have shrunk over the years.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete.i Posted May 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Don't know any football fans football is banned in this house. I wont be needing any flares as I am coming off the water but I was only on the canals anyway. Just for info the coastguard will take them or at least the Humber coastguard will. I assume other coastguard areas would take them as well. Cannot remember who suggested the coastguard but thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Just give them to a football crowd,they seem to use plenty of them.! Northampton town are particularly naughty on that front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustyDave Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I knew there was something missing from my boat. So many times I could have used a flare on the Worcester and Birmingham. I can just imagine a big sea king coming to save me from the nightmare of tardebigge. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter-Bullfinch Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 We stayed in Brittany some years ago and visited the 'Sea Weed Festival'. Everything you ever wanted to know about that delicacy from jams to chutneys and strange loaves, from arts and crafts involving the stuff to facial unguents for the ladies to pills and potions for the sickly. Anyway, on the final night there was a huge firework display by the marina and all the yachty folk joined in with a magnificent high level flare barrage. The whole town was bathed in a reddish glow supplemented by a headland gorse fire caused by a wayward incendiary parachute. The blue flashing lights of the pompiers on their way to tackle it was a fitting finale for a frankly memorable evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlt Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I had a similar problem when I bought the lifeboat. The next time I was off the coast I tied them to an equally problematical Halon fire extinguisher and chucked them overboard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Taylor Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I had a similar problem when I bought the lifeboat. The next time I was off the coast I tied them to an equally problematical Halon fire extinguisher and chucked them overboard. Being in a similar situation; what is the significance of the date? I would assume that these are inorganic compounds and would be fine if stored in optimum conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltysplash Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 My out of date flares are currently resting on the seabed also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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