Post your COVID 19 memes

[cheshire~rose]

[Chris Lowe]

[MtB]

 

I made my own mask out of a bra, but I look a right tit wearing it....

 

 

 

[Chris Lowe]

[cuthound]

Reflections of the Virus:

 

1.  Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half with a drinking problem.

 

2.   I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune, now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe

 

3.   I need to practise social distancing with the refrigerator 

 

4.  I still haven't decided where to go for Easter -  the living room or the bedroom 

 

5.   Every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

 

6.  I don't think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

 

7.   This morning, I saw my neighour talking to her cat again. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. When I got back into the house, I told my dog and we both  laughed.

 

8.   My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

 

9.   I'm so excited it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

 

10.   I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to "Puerto Backyarda" cos I'm getting real tired of "Los Livingroom"

 

11.   Classified ad: 
Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun

 

12.   Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under....!!

 

Stay safe everyone!

[Jennifer McM]

 

[nbfiresprite]

[WotEver]

 

[Chris Lowe]

 

Edited April 11, 2020 by buccaneer66

[cheshire~rose]

[Sir Nibble]

[MtB]

[KJT]

[Sir Nibble]

[cuthound]

[BWM]

I don't care who your dad is, no public gatherings!

Edited April 12, 2020 by BWM

[Sir Nibble]

31 minutes ago, BWM said:

I don't care who your dad is, no public gatherings!

I wish people would leave their imaginary friends behind in childhood. For the last time POLICE DON'T EXIST!

[MtB]

1 hour ago, Sir Nibble said:

 

That's not funny.

 

The internet failing would make C-19 seem a trivial blip in daily life. 

 

 

[Jennifer McM]

Brilliant, St Peter’s in Norwich!

 

[Chris Lowe]

2 hours ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

The internet failing would make C-19 seem a trivial blip in daily life. 

Mine was down all morning

[MtB]

12 minutes ago, buccaneer66 said:

Mine was down all morning

 

No that's just your connection down, not the internet as a whole. The internet continued to work while you had no access.

 

 

[Chris Lowe]

True it was just Virgin playing up

[MtB]

If the internet proper goes down, mobiles stop working, the ambulance and police service can't operate, deliveries to shops grind to a stop, as does much manufacturing. National Grid will prolly fail, gas networks,train signalling, and on the list goes....

[Chris Lowe]

[GUMPY]