sprog Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 So are genny bleeding valve had parishes, I had to take the unit back to the shop but whilst undoing the heavy dutie padlock I noticed some markings (on the padlock). It appears to be hacksaw and angle grinder marks!!! Blood opertunest bastards!!!!! Hows everybody else getting on with these twits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty40s Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Our generator bleed valve has perished. I went to the padlock which secures it to the boat to undo it, and found marks which suggest someone has tried to remove the lock and nick the generator. Thieves. Has anyone else had this problem. ( with twats like this) Translated for the masses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dor Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Thanks Matty; I was struggling a bit with the first sentence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I don't get on at all well with them. MtB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprog Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 It's crazy to think that English is my first language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_fincher Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Our generator bleed valve has perished. I went to the padlock which secures it to the boat to undo it, and found marks which suggest someone has tried to remove the lock and nick the generator. Thieves. Has anyone else had this problem. ( with twats like this) Translated for the masses. Excellent. How are you on "Northernspeak", because up here, occasionally I'm struggling with that as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) So are genny bleeding valve had parishes, I had to take the unit back to the shop but whilst undoing the heavy dutie padlock I noticed some markings (on the padlock). It appears to be hacksaw and angle grinder marks!!! Blood opertunest bastards!!!!! Hows everybody else getting on with these twits Jennies erratically operating sphincter could be found in the vicinity of many churches. I had to take the back of one to a shop. While I was unfastening it, an onerous duty, I admired the patterns on the padlock, created with only crude tools and human blood by illegitimate orphans when they got the chance Can't make heard nor tail of the second paragraph, something to do with all the people at Tarn Hows and a book by Roald Dahl Richard Edited August 7, 2014 by RLWP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprog Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Please can a MOD remove this topic as I seem to be illiterate. Thank you to everyone for going out of your way to show me how thick I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Please can a MOD remove this topic as I seem to be illiterate. Thank you to everyone for going out of your way to show me how thick I am. Why not just edit your post into decent Engerlish? You will see a button marked "EDIT", bottom right of your post. Click it, and you can change your post to something you're more happy with. And tell the piss-takers to spin on it! The piss-taking is all in good humour. don't take it to heart. MtB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprog Posted August 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 I shall leave it as it is for a couple of reasons 1: I can't right good English so don't know what to chage to 2: the people who took the micky seem to understand the general gist of the topic I do appreciate ur input MtB thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Badger Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I don't know anything about sprog. As a general observation some people suffer from reading and writing disorders such as dyslexia and dysgraphia. If they choose to post on forums good luck to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprog Posted August 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 The crazy thing is I proof read my post before uploading and thought "yep, looks great!" I now it's an open forum and light hearted banter is expected but it felt like the "know it all's" / bullies were in full force. I think constructive critasisum would have been nice first and then take the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty40s Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Sorry if I am included in that, I was trying to be helpful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwitch Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Don't worry about it. I have a similar problem in that I can spell and I can type but not always at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac of Cygnet Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Thank you for an early morning smile, Sprog, while sitting here in the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaty Jo Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 A barge-owner moored temporarily in Chalons-en-Champagne told me he chased off a youth the other night. He was having a go at his bicycle security chain with a blow-torch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0atman Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Life is made up of all sorts, not everyone is top of the class, so don't be so critical of others! My failing is punctuation so live with that. Yes there are opportunist thieves, but you had experience of someone tooled up for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanted Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Don't worry Sprog, I understood you and I don't think the others wanted to make you feel bad. Keep on posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Please can a MOD remove this topic as I seem to be illiterate. Thank you to everyone for going out of your way to show me how thick I am. Sprog, If you'd still like this thread deleted, 'report' your post to communicate directly to the mods and ask them to delete it. Click on the 'REPORT' button, bottom right of each post. It may not happen immediately as the mods here are all volunteers. I don't think you need to though. I doubt there will be any more piss taking! MtB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMc Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I just assumed it was auto correct having a field day ... don't let the ba5tards grind you down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscan Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Think you need to publish the make of your padlock - sounds like it did it's job rather well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) Please can a MOD remove this topic as I seem to be illiterate. Thank you to everyone for going out of your way to show me how thick I am. You're not thick - you are pissed off and angry that someone tried to nick your genny! Not surprising that your first post is a bit mixed up, strong emotion can do that to language I'd be pissed of too, and seem illiterate The rest you can blame on Matty for starting a fun game, and me for running with it. I'd like to apologise if I seemed to be ridiculing you Richard Edited August 8, 2014 by RLWP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dharl Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 The crazy thing is I proof read my post before uploading and thought "yep, looks great!" I now it's an open forum and light hearted banter is expected but it felt like the "know it all's" / bullies were in full force. I think constructive critasisum would have been nice first and then take the piss I have exactly the same problem...prof read posts before posting, think its all ok, but when I read back the posts at a later date I notice that the are often badly written and sometime even I struggle to make sense! Think I will stick to driving boats and leave the writing to others! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 You're not thick - you are pissed off and angry that someone tried to nick your genny! Not surprising that your first post is a bit mixed up, strong emotion can do that to language I'd be pissed of too, and seem illiterate The rest you can blame on Matty for starting a fun game, and me for running with it. I'd like to apologise if I seemed to be ridiculing you Richard That's playing with a straight bat I reckon Fair play to you sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete harrison Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Excellent. How are you on "Northernspeak", because up here, occasionally I'm struggling with that as well. 'Northernspeak' is all relative. Nowadays I consider the Leeds and Liverpool Canal to be down south, north midlands at best. One of the hardest accents I have found to understand is a southern accent, rural south Gloucestershire - and I lived in Bristol for 23 years The worst accent has got to be 'Brummie', one that I am still afflicted with having lived in Birmingham for the first 22 years of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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