spacecactus Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I was thinking of setting up a traverling Brothel, which cruises through the cannal system, What do people reckon?? Could you get away with it, within BW's terms of CCing? Would get the brass polishing bridage peering through their net curtains init ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greywolf Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Interesting definition of a working boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jez1954 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I was thinking of setting up a traverling Brothel, which cruises through the cannal system, What do people reckon?? I suppose if you suffered engine failure you could always get the "oars" out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie patrick Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I was thinking of setting up a traverling Brothel, which cruises through the cannal system, What do people reckon?? Could you get away with it, within BW's terms of CCing? Would get the brass polishing bridage peering through their net curtains init ) Strictly speaking, you'd need a trade licence and a boatmasters certificate, but it does raise the question whether BW can ask you for a trade licence when the trade itself isn't legal And where would you put the red light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecactus Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 The legality of the trade is questionable. Its not illigal to get paid for sex, just all the activities surrounding it tends to me criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albatross Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I was thinking of setting up a traverling Brothel, Is that some sort of soup-kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Muck Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Liz (from the coalboats Indus and Pictor) briefly lived on an old wooden boat in Hackney. Apparently this boat had once been a floating bordello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlt Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 The professional spoofers (Daily Sport) got there first: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecactus Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Well nothings original these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_fincher Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 As I have posted before, the lock-side cottage at Northchurch Lock, (GU), was recently in use as a brothel, (and part of a very lucrative multi-million pound business, IIRC). Not sure what symbol Nicholson's guide would introduce if such a feature became more common on the cut. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsk Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 The legality of the trade is questionable. Its not illigal to get paid for sex, just all the activities surrounding it tends to me criminal. Whilst it is not illegal to be paid for sex, running or being involved in running a brothel or living off immoral earning is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlt Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Not sure what symbol Nicholson's guide would introduce if such a feature became more common on the cut. :lol: "Pump-out" If tow path porn shops opened up they'd be labelled "Self Pump-out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecactus Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Whilst it is not illegal to be paid for sex, running or being involved in running a brothel or living off immoral earning is. Yeah exactly, although im sure I read somewhere they the goverment are now relazing laws on this so that small places can opertate in permitted zones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper Job Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 There used to be a floating brothel at Oxford (Jericho area) many years ago. If you ever get the chance to see her, Kate Saffin does a 'one woman', play about the 'subject'. I can't remember what its called, but as with most of her plays, it's very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelaway Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Cervix with a smile! Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayalld Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Strictly speaking, you'd need a trade licence and a boatmasters certificate, but it does raise the question whether BW can ask you for a trade licence when the trade itself isn't legal And where would you put the red light On the port side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris-B Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 If they had a working pair would they be " Breasted Up " ? C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazza Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) It's been done for years..... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Floating-Brothel-E...2268&sr=8-1 edited to sort link Edited October 13, 2009 by Hazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphyous Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) Couldn't use one of those swinging sex chairs, very frustrating when a boat goes by...... Edited October 13, 2009 by Morphyous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsk Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Couldn't use one of those swinging sex chairs, very frustrating when a boat goes by...... Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but what is a 'swinging sex chair'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlt Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but what is a 'swinging sex chair'? They are chairs that, though happily married, have muliple partners, with their spouse's blessing and participation. The Windsors are notorious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris-B Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 They are chairs that, though happily married, have muliple partners, with their spouse's blessing and participation. The Windsors are notorious! Barbara ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlt Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 (edited) Here are a group of Windsors waiting patiently for their keys to be picked. Edited October 13, 2009 by carlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsk Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 They are chairs that, though happily married, have muliple partners, with their spouse's blessing and participation. The Windsors are notorious! Many thanks for clearing that up Carl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphyous Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but what is a 'swinging sex chair'? http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?Pag...amp;ProdID=1481 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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