Langley Mill Boatyard

[system 4-50]

The trouble with long narrowboats is that you can't find anything. Now where has that blasted towel gone again?

[mrsmelly]

16 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

Sounds like someone's just got back from the pub. Wheres you bin all evenin'?

Noddin int chair 

[Dr Bob]

19 minutes ago, system 4-50 said:

The trouble with long narrowboats is that you can't find anything. Now where has that blasted towel gone again?

I can always find a towel cause Mrs Bob keeps em in the same place. Now.....a head torch, that's a different story! Needed one tonight but it was too dark to find it.

ETA... is this the long narrow boat thread?

Edited March 31, 2018 by Dr Bob

[system 4-50]

4 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

I can always find a towel cause Mrs Bob keeps em in the same place. Now.....a head torch, that's a different story! Needed one tonight but it was too dark to find it.

ETA... is this the long narrow boat thread?

"a" towel is no use, you have to know where your towel is.  And maybe.

[MtB]

And isn’t it an infinite improbability drive? As the improbability approaches unity, the almost infinitely improbable event occurs. 

[WotEver]

10 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

As the improbability approaches unity, the almost infinitely improbable event occurs. 

Hence the Magrathean Sperm Whale. 

[MtB]

13 minutes ago, WotEver said:

Hence the Magrathean Sperm Whale. 

 

I think the good doctor said ‘impossibility drive’ rather than improbability drive. And I’m not sure one of those would work. 

[WotEver]

1 hour ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

I think the good doctor said ‘impossibility drive’ rather than improbability drive. And I’m not sure one of those would work. 

If one removes the improbable then whatever is left, however impossible, must be true. 

... or something like that

[rusty69]

7 hours ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

I think the good doctor said ‘impossibility drive’ rather than improbability drive. And I’m not sure one of those would work.

I did try and tell him that. 

6 hours ago, WotEver said:

If one removes the improbable then whatever is left, however impossible, must be true. 

... or something like that

indubitably my dear WotEver. 

Edited April 1, 2018 by rusty69

[Dr Bob]

37 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

I did try and tell him that. 

indubitably my dear WotEver. 

I did wonder why I couldn't get it to work. See. I should have read the manual.

Edited April 1, 2018 by Dr Bob

[rusty69]

Just now, Dr Bob said:

I did wonder why I couldn't get it to work. See. I should 

........ Have finished your sentence? 

[Dr Bob]

Just now, rusty69 said:

........ Have finished your sentence? 

I have now. You're too quick!

[rusty69]

Just now, Dr Bob said:

I have now. You're too quick!

Make up your mind. You said i was too slow last week 

[Dr Bob]

2 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Make up your mind. You said i was too slow last week 

Looks like you are oscillating then.

I blame it on the 'all possibilities' speel chucker.

Edited April 1, 2018 by Dr Bob

[rusty69]

Just now, Dr Bob said:

Looks like you are oscillating then.

I blame it on the 'all possibilities' speed chucker.

That sounds infinitely improbable to me

Edited April 1, 2018 by rusty69

[Dr Bob]

1 minute ago, rusty69 said:

That sounds infinitely improbable to me

I said speel chucker.

[rusty69]

1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

I said speel chucker.

Wasn't  he in m*a*s*h? 

Edited April 1, 2018 by rusty69

[Dr Bob]

Dunno. Never watched mash. Did watch the tellitubbies two weeks ago when babysitting our 10 month old granddaughter and can't get the damn tune out of my head.

Quiet this morning. Any other good threads of note?

[rusty69]

2 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

Quiet this morning. Any other good threads of note

Try the "Langley Mill Boatyard" thread.

 

Edited April 1, 2018 by rusty69

[Dr Bob]

2 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Try the "Langley Mill Boatyard" thread.

 

Yes that does sound like a rather good boatyard, but I think I need to go on a river to get there and according to the OP I will need to replace my pump out toilet with a cassette if I want to attempt that.

[roland elsdon]

No you should be right get pumped out at sawley marina. Use the loo at trent lock hold on down the river . Loo at the entrance to the earwash. If you get caught short in the lock there are two pubs and a tearoom. You can go up the lock and pump out again at dobsons. As you go up the eyewash you can see the bit i fixed when i was 11 years old. There was a blue plaque but the locals wanted it.

[stagedamager]

Nah. Do the river. If you're really good you can have a pump out when you get here. ....

[roland elsdon]

Sorry you need to come down the  t and m of course theres a  recent new marina just before the river bit at shardlow. You can pump out there.

[stagedamager]

We are currently offering a free cassette pump out service just for today.

[roland elsdon]

Is that the imploding elsan service