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roland elsdon

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  1. New Boating Product

    Already got one, Fitted to boat whenevr i am aboard. very accurate, very simple has 3 easy data points 1) your batteries are flat do something 2) your batteries are very flat too late to do much 3) thats it for your batteries then. ( a simple torch is required to assess this point) all components to add this system to your boat are already present send me £9.99 by pm and i will forward you the full schedule throw out your smartmeter your ammeter your voltmeter your energy wasting blinking leds with this system you will truly know the Mess your batteries are in. no need to spend $$$$ on battery monitoring ,for only 10.99 i will give you the tools to confirm your assessment of battery state. but wait for those with two boats protect your second boat with an additional payment of only4.99... so only £ 17.99 to be able to accurately assess you have effectively killed your batteries.... apply now... ( money laundering requirements prevent us from returning funds , if you are not satisfied please be appraised that there are con men offering similar services and you probably didnt buy from us) . Australian retail policies apply if you are stupid enough to buy from a third world country which receives all the obsolete crap from europe and america dont expect us to go to a lot of trouble to help when its faulty which it will be. have a nice day.
  2. My turn - Moving on a boat

    I used to dream of living in a skip we used to live in a paper bag etc etc
  3. Maplin to the wall, this can't happen

    I got told off in halfrauds when they used to have stuff in store i was measuring fan belts. Of course they asked if they could help to get rid of them i gave them a fictious rego number. That gave me time to get belt. they then said it wouldnt fit whatever had come up and if i brought it back they wouldnt swap it. Still going round
  4. Hillmorton to Clifton stretch ruined.

    The reason is dirft the reason for dirft is internet shopping the reason for internet shopping is instant gratification the reason for instant gratification is because people crave hits of pleasure.... if they had just gone and enjoyed what they had nice country and a view we might not be in a mess
  5. Hillmorton to Clifton stretch ruined.

    This project has been mooted for very many years, and the next thing will be the housing...
  6. phone signal

    To boost signal 1)take phone out of steel box 2) take phone for walk 3) go for bike ride remember to do 1 as well Also have 2 phones one on 3 for cheap data and back up on another network. We use telstra because that keeps our international number plus roams to best uk network so you get a signal if there is one To boost signal 1)take phone out of steel box 2) take phone for walk 3) go for bike ride remember to do 1 as well Also have 2 phones one on 3 for cheap data and back up on another network. We use telstra because that keeps our international number plus roams to best uk network so you get a signal if there is one
  7. Rather nice canalsise property

    Decimal point in wrong place? ... remember went in once in 1980s area hasnt improved
  8. Height of a narrowboat

    I resent the suggestion the forum is a joke everything that is posted is scientific and true. by the way our boat has nearly 8 foot of headroom in the fore cabin but only 5,6 in the cabin. There is as they say no standard Of course forward of the fire cabin there is limitless headroom but poor rainredistance Smell hockey and blindness a poor combination When did smellchecker become smell hockey I hate these people
  9. Generation Decision

    If you have a safe store for petrol and if you have a safe store for generator when empty ( remember folks empty petrol tanks are really really explosive ) and if you run the generator away from the the boat and if you don't mind the noise and if you refuel safely and if no one trips over the lead the insurance won't cover you if you make a claim because it wasn't secured to the boat when it walks off. saw a generator stolen off a pair of boats in transit through Camden lock once the thief saw it on the roof jumped down when the roofs were level with lockside picked it up over the other boat and gone... If your going to have one eliminate petrol Far too many ifs...
  10. Where to buy working boats

    They are common on apollo duck...
  11. Eco Fan

    It's the unseen effects that are relevant.. Eco fans are causal of nearly 40 pages of hot air.
  12. Waterside Moorings

    A bloke who makes decisions in the middle of a firefight which then get scrutinised by others on huge salaries sitting round a table making profound and obvious statements s l o w l y
  13. Waterside Moorings

    Definition of manager individual who lives off the back of workers or individual whose prime role is to ensure scarce resources ( including staff) are utilised to best advantage. choose...
  14. A narrowboat abandoned in France

    Ok if it's a wind up it's good...
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