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[mrsmelly]

Just thought this worthy of a post to the guys of the forum. I am sat here now feeling a bit rough today on the sofa and the missus just said to me quote " I'll get you a couple of paracetamols love, why dont you have a beer "

Seconds later pills and cold beer placed in my hand

How good is your other half ?

 

[Titus]

Just thought this worthy of a post to the guys of the forum. I am sat here now feeling a bit rough today on the sofa and the missus just said to me quote " I'll get you a couple of paracetamols love, why dont you have a beer "

Seconds later pills and cold beer placed in my hand

How good is your other half ?

 

 

My other half is great !! she's let me buy a 'new boat' recently

but do paracetamal and beer actually go together ??

 

Dave

[mrsmelly]

My other half is great !! she's let me buy a 'new boat' recently

but do paracetamal and beer actually go together ??

 

Dave

 

Ahh yes you want to hang on to that missus if she lets you buy new toys !!

Apparently beer is 97 percent water so I dont suppose its any different to having the pills with plain water is it

[Pete of Ebor]

My other half is great !! she's let me buy a 'new boat' recently

but do paracetamal and beer actually go together ??

 

Dave

 

Oh yes... A friend of mine - whose boat we borrowed last year to give SWMBO her first taste of boating - did his back in Morris Dancing some years ago. He swears blind that it was the 2 paracetamols and 8 pints of Old Peculier every 3 hours that kept him going .. in more ways than one !

 

 

However, I'm not actually personally recommending a large, or indeed any intake of alcohol with parecetamol... Just thought I'd better say that..

[Barry]

Just thought this worthy of a post to the guys of the forum. I am sat here now feeling a bit rough today on the sofa and the missus just said to me quote " I'll get you a couple of paracetamols love, why dont you have a beer "

Seconds later pills and cold beer placed in my hand

How good is your other half ?

 

 

That lady is definitely a keeper

[magpie patrick]

How good is my missus? well, she's the second missus I've had, and I'm also her second Mr, so I've a yardstick to measure her by, so to speak...

 

Val is surely the only woman in the world who is worth marrying, or at least the only woman in my world worth me marrying

 

15 months ago I was made redundant, on the first day I knew about this I made a business plan for my own little venture, we discussed it, and she was right behind me

 

second day it hit me that we could lose the house if this went wrong, and I got very upset. Her response, come home from work with sheafs of brochures for houses in towns around Bath where we could have a much smaller mortgage. That's why we now live in Frome, not Bath

 

Faced with a crisis she rolled her sleeves up and helped sort it. My business is still going and making enough to get by

 

Her predecessor would have beaten me over the head with it...

 

Magpie Val, a true gem of a wife

[Grace and Favour]

Having recently undergone surgery that leaves me relatively immobile for a good few weeks, Josi is being a real stalwart

All meals, brews, tablets provided hourly/4hourly

Fresh bed-linen/pyjamas etc every three days

Provides all necessary help with daily showers/hair wash

Keeps the stove fuelled and cleaned

and then does the chores

 

 

She's a first-rate testament to my ability to choose a suitable soul-mate

[RLWP]

Hang on, Sue's still writing my post for me

 

Richard

[matty40s]

All I can say is I knew I had made the right decision when it was screeched at me "What do you wanna buy a boat for???"

 

My ex.

[lexicon]

My other half is great for being prepared to clean out rotten wood and soggy polystyrene from the walls/bilges and breathing the words "well you should buy the best tools it's only going to make the job easier"

 

Definitely a keeper

[Emerald]

My wife would fight to the death for me (she's a lot tougher than I am) but I settled for her haggling the price down on our boat.

[gaggle]

Just thought this worthy of a post to the guys of the forum. I am sat here now feeling a bit rough today on the sofa and the missus just said to me quote " I'll get you a couple of paracetamols love, why dont you have a beer "

Seconds later pills and cold beer placed in my hand

How good is your other half ?

 

 

 

valantines day tomorrow , a sprat to catch a mackeral.

[andywatson]

Place your bets......!

 

http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_23330.htm

[Tim Lewis]

My other half is great !! she's let me buy a 'new boat' recently

but do paracetamal and beer actually go together ??

 

Dave

 

Yes according to the riverside Tesco at Reading!

 

 

Tim

[cotswoldsman]

Well my wife is an ex wife!! In the 22 years she has been my ex wife she has been a fantastic Mother, has ensured that as much as possible we have continued life as a family with family gatherings for Christmas, Birthdays etc. We have remained good friends and speak regularly.

[Proper Job]

Just thought this worthy of a post to the guys of the forum. I am sat here now feeling a bit rough today on the sofa and the missus just said to me quote " I'll get you a couple of paracetamols love, why dont you have a beer "

Seconds later pills and cold beer placed in my hand

How good is your other half ?

 

You're just an old git who doesn't deserve such a good woman

 

Give my love to the old bag

[Woodstock]

Funny that- my MALE other half has never fetched me paracetamols and a cold beer- whereas I'm an expert in tea making and know the exact location of the fridge (containing cold beers) on the boat.

 

He does make me a coffee every morning- does that count????

[mrsmelly]

 

 

He does make me a coffee every morning- does that count????

 

NO.......He should be shot at dawn

[andywatson]

I wonder what sort of a Valentine's Day Mrs Qatadar is having?

[Theo]

Hang on, Sue's still writing my post for me

 

Richard

 

:cheers:

 

NIck