Eco Fan

[cereal tiller]

8 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

What's Wotever got to do with it?

Nothing Whatsoever ,do Keep up Barb !

[ditchcrawler]

40 minutes ago, Chewbacka said:

I have often wondered why the fan makes don't make one with a thermoelectric pile double the length and width, so four times the power, then the fan might have enough power to make a slight draft.

I don't want a draught

[WotEver]

44 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

What's Wotever got to do with it?

Hey, I resemble that remark!

[MtB]

3 hours ago, Chewbacka said:

I have often wondered why the fan makes don't make one with a thermoelectric pile double the length and width, so four times the power, then the fan might have enough power to make a slight draft.

 

Well the answer is obvious to anyone with one brane sell to rub together...

Four times the size will be four times the price, and we all know how moany about the price of stuff narrerboaters are!

[tree monkey]

5 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Well the answer is obvious to anyone with one brane sell to rub together...

Four times the size will be four times the price, and we all know how moany about the price of stuff narrerboaters are!

I suppose some folding would be required to achieve the suggested rubbing

[cereal tiller]

7 minutes ago, tree monkey said:

I suppose some folding would be required to achieve the suggested rubbing

Eco fan Rubbing?Brilliant ! that would Validate their Existence  .People would just Love to go to Churches and Rub Fans ,the EEEkofan Would Generate some Thermal Effect after all .you are a Jeanius  , in Fact a ,Levi Heathen TM .

Edited December 24, 2017 by cereal tiller

[Dr Bob]

1 hour ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Well the answer is obvious to anyone with one brane sell to rub together...

Four times the size will be four times the price, and we all know how moany about the price of stuff narrerboaters are!

Yes, but with the increased price, the fuel saving would quadruple. So instead of saving 15% on fuel bills with existing real fans, you will save 60%, which means you almost don't need to buy any fuel at all. The energy companies are therefore working hard to stop this happening.

[MtB]

1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

Yes, but with the increased price, the fuel saving would quadruple. So instead of saving 15% on fuel bills with existing real fans, you will save 60%, which means you almost don't need to buy any fuel at all. The energy companies are therefore working hard to stop this happening.

 

But Dr Bob, you're overlooking one of those foundation principles of mathematics. Four times feck-all is still feck-all!

[Dr Bob]

48 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

But Dr Bob, you're overlooking one of those foundation principles of mathematics. Four times feck-all is still feck-all!

Ah, you unbelievers, and on Christmas Eve and all that. Just wait, the Duck will show us the way!

[Jim Riley]

How many of you ecofan doubters believe in santa, Jesus, or God? If so we need proof. 

Ohohoh! I know, ecofans work, there must be a god.

[mrsmelly]

1 hour ago, Jim Riley said:

How many of you ecofan doubters believe in santa, Jesus, or God? If so we need proof. 

Ohohoh! I know, ecofans work, there must be a god.

Youve hit the nail on the head, they are all NONSENSE!

[Naughty Cal]

21 minutes ago, mrsmelly said:

Youve hit the nail on the head, they are all NONSENSE!

And even more useless on an evening that is so mild you don't need the heating on!

[mrsmelly]

35 minutes ago, Naughty Cal said:

And even more useless on an evening that is so mild you don't need the heating on!

Bouncing down with rain here though. All the sheep are very wet.

[Naughty Cal]

2 minutes ago, mrsmelly said:

Bouncing down with rain here though. All the sheep are very wet.

Bit blowy here, although we have picked a nice sheltered mooring for the night. No rain yet but it is forecast some overnight.

[Naughty Cal]

Spoke too soon. It's raining now!

[ditchcrawler]

2 hours ago, mrsmelly said:

Bouncing down with rain here though. All the sheep are very wet.

Temperature has dropped 7 deg C since about 6PM was 12 and now 5

[Dr Bob]

2 hours ago, mrsmelly said:

Bouncing down with rain here though. All the sheep are very wet.

But are they nervous when you put your wellies on?

[mrsmelly]

Just now, Dr Bob said:

But are they nervous when you put your wellies on?

The oldest ones are the best  The land were men are men and sheep are frightened.

[Dr Bob]

Just now, mrsmelly said:

  The land were men are men and sheep are frightened.

That's Wales isn't it?

[Naughty Cal]

2 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said:

Temperature has dropped 7 deg C since about 6PM was 12 and now 5

Same here. Heating had to go on now.

Tis nice sat under the canvas listening to the rain outside with a drink though.

[mrsmelly]

1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

That's Wales isn't it?

Thats were I am at moment.

[ditchcrawler]

6 minutes ago, mrsmelly said:

Thats were I am at moment.

So am I and there are some really good looking ones in the next field, no need to rush.

[Jim Riley]

Apparently the correct way isn't to take the sheep from behind. Stand in front of her and put fore hooves on shoulders, lift her up and drop rear hooves in wellies. That way you don't miss out on the snogging. I'm sure our authoritative resident Welshman can advise.

[tree monkey]

2 minutes ago, Jim Riley said:

Apparently the correct way isn't to take the sheep from behind. Stand in front of her and put fore hooves on shoulders, lift her up and drop rear hooves in wellies. That way you don't miss out on the snogging. I'm sure our authoritative resident Welshman can advise.

Just need to make sure the sheep is well dagged before any "romance"

 

 

 

 

Have we gone too far?

[Jim Riley]

2 minutes ago, tree monkey said:

Just need to make sure the sheep is well dagged before any "romance"

 

 

 

 

Have we gone too far?

Nah! Only those with a dirty mind would make anything of it! When doing English GCE I had a gorgeous young red headed English teacher, she asked me for an example of a double entendre, so I gave her one.

Teach will be along in a minute, smacked legs all round!