Mutts Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 see post #4. Do keep up!Nope.....post No 4 definitely says "listener"Do pay more attention !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retardedrocker Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I talk to many inanimate objects on a daily basis. Some are my colleagues: nothing between their ears but sh1t. T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennifer McM Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Dear Agony Aunt, My wife talks to the washing machine; is this normal? Think you wife's a genius, aparently Albert Einstein had this trait.... though granted not with a 'washing machine' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onewheeler Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 EEEEE! She's talking to fridge now............ She talks to sheep when we are out, claims they talk back. Tell her not to believe them, they're all feckin' liars. Farmer Dai / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshian Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Tell her not to believe them, they're all feckin' liars. Farmer Dai / You must mix with the wrong sort of sheep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnetman Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 What sort of sheep do ewe mix with then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark99 Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 The only logical thing to ask a washing machine is how the feck do you make socks disappear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catnip King Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 I'm forever talking to my engine... I call her old smokey and shes a bit of a b*tch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 The fridge isn't keen on hugs They are pretty cold inside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Reed Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Clint Eastwood talks to the trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHS Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) Quite common for people to shout "Hewie" at the toilet after a big night out. Edited August 15, 2016 by MHS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Wife talks to washing machine, no news. Washing machine talks to wife, news. (Adapted from an old journalistic maxim). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattlad Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Quite common for people to shout "Hewie" at the toilet great white telephone to God after a big night out. Corrected for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHS Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Corrected for you! Did wonder about putting great white telephone, but thought some may not understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray T Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Quite common for people to shout "Hewie" at the toilet after a big night out. You've forgotten his close friend Bert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 You've forgotten his close friend Bert! ...and their sister Ruth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_P Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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