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Frying tonight.

31 December 2016 - 10:53 PM

United flight UA890 departed Shanghai in 2017 and will arrive in San Francisco back in 2016.

   Happy new year everyone. cheers.gif


08 December 2016 - 08:41 PM

On Freeview 32, Moviemix at 9pm tonight is the film ''The Bounty'' Anthony Hopkins as Bligh. An excellent film depicting lots lashings, keel hauling and boobies.

Chilly bottom.

23 November 2016 - 11:03 AM

I am trying to be patient at the moment, working on jobs with a chilly bottom. I have an eagle eye out, waiting for the postman. I had two pairs of underpants, ''one on and one in the wash'', as is my habit with most things, always be prepared like. One pair disintegrated a week ago, my second pair did the same yesterday. I have ordered 6 pairs for £7, post paid from Ebay, they should have arrived today but they haven't. Working outside and having to sit upon cold things to do certain jobs without underpants on, I'm getting very worried about getting arseritis. Hurry up postman, maybe tomorrow now. sad.png


28 September 2016 - 12:12 PM

Minder. ITV4, Freeview 24, 3.55pm today.

From my portry book.

25 September 2016 - 07:39 PM

   Tiger Tim.

I had a little teddy bear his name was Tiger Tim

I put him in the bath to teach him how to swim

He drank up all the water and eat up all the soap

Last night he choked with a bubble in his throat.