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alan_fincher

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carlt Veteran II

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I still can't make up my mind whether to take a punt on the Marmite flavoured dark chocolate I saw on sale in a local shop the other day.

 

I like dark chocolate..... I like Marmite..... But.....

I'd rather lick a turd (If those were the only options whilst a gun was held to my head)

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I still can't make up my mind whether to take a punt on the Marmite flavoured dark chocolate I saw on sale in a local shop the other day.

 

As your local shops are the same as mine, near enough, where was that? I feel a present for SWMBO coming on!

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As your local shops are the same as mine, near enough, where was that? I feel a present for SWMBO coming on!

Curiously it was Robert Dyas in Hemel - not where I would immediately think of for unusual chocolate.

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Nine of Hearts Experienced

Nine of Hearts

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And the dragon is gone!

 

Cillit bang, perchance?

 

Can I ask, why the change? Is it:

Because you're a fan of Leeds-based mullet-topped post-punk bands?

A homage to your favourite "Double Deckers" character?

You have a tragically complex fuel system and are no match for large numbers of mass-produced Russian Daves?

Because your whiskers are an aphrodisiac?

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mayalld Veteran II

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Cillit bang, perchance?

 

Can I ask, why the change? Is it:

Because you're a fan of Leeds-based mullet-topped post-punk bands?

A homage to your favourite "Double Deckers" character?

You have a tragically complex fuel system and are no match for large numbers of mass-produced Russian Daves?

Because your whiskers are an aphrodisiac?

 

A whim.

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mayalld Veteran II

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I do indeed.

 

TIGGER is spelt tee eye double ger er!

 

your new, ordinary,everyday tiger has an intense expression,as if it wishes to devour the dragon's chocolate flavoured ice cream/turd?

 

Wishes to??!!

 

I has already devoured the whole damned dragon.

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mayalld Veteran II

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Come back Mr Dragon all is forgiven. Take no notice of Carl's opinion about what you were licking; if he can't tell the difference between an ice cream and a turd then a visit to Specsavers is in order. :lol:

Roger

 

 

The dragon is gone, and pending the appointment of a permanent new avatar, the position will be occupied by a number of guest avatars

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The dragon is gone, and pending the appointment of a permanent new avatar, the position will be occupied by a number of guest avatars

 

This just won't do - I feel a campaign coming on -

 

SOD

Save our dragon...

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Neil TNC Rising Star

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This just won't do - I feel a campaign coming on -

 

SOD

Save our dragon...

 

Your campaign is doomed! not long after your campaign starts another larger campaigning organistaion comes along with SOS...Save Our Serpent :P

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