beerbeerbeerbeerbeer Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 With the price of diesel and the cost of going over to electric, I’m thinking of getting an horse to pull the boat. What problems do you think I’d have? And can a boat and an horse be worked single handed? That’d be me first worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonka Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Get the grammar correct A horse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ditchcrawler Posted March 15, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Tonka said: Get the grammar correct A horse an orse 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloon Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 How much does the fuel for the horse cost? how easy is it to get it delivered? Store it? do you have stabling available? what will you do to pass moored boats…? will the horse join a Union and demand holiday pay…a pension…healthcare????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booke23 Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Goliath said: With the price of diesel and the cost of going over to electric, I’m thinking of getting an horse to pull the boat. What problems do you think I’d have? And can a boat and an horse be worked single handed? That’d be me first worry. Well first of all you'll need written permission from C&RT to tow with a horse, and single handing will be impossible. In fact you'll need 3 people.......one to lead the Horse, one to steer the boat, and one standing on top of the boat with a long pole to lift the tow rope over moored boats and their TV aerials! When you get to a tunnel, the horse and the handler goes over the top, while the steerer and pole person legs the boat through. So yeah, not really single handing territory! Edited March 15, 2022 by booke23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 14 minutes ago, Goliath said: What problems do you think I’d have? Firstly, 'orses are no longer allowed on the towpath. Secondly, should you encounter a moored bote, it gets tricky especially if they has a telly. Thirdly, yes you can do it single handed, as long as you have a child handy to drive the 'orse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerbeerbeerbeerbeer Posted March 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said: an orse an ‘oss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloon Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Genuinely, I bet if you looked at capital costs, food, and healthcare, it’d be way more expensive than diesel per mile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerbeerbeerbeerbeer Posted March 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, Balloon said: How much does the fuel for the horse cost? how easy is it to get it delivered? Store it? do you have stabling available? what will you do to pass moored boats…? will the horse join a Union and demand holiday pay…a pension…healthcare????? I’ll get one off Amazon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloon Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 I know it’s tongue in cheek, obv! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony1 Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 I've already considered picking up half a dozen beefy labradors from a shelter, and using them to pull the boat when I run out of diesel. The whole business would be disgraceful, of course- I would be a sort of Fagin of labradors, if you will. But needs must, in a post-apocalyptic society. I know of a few troublesome jack russells I could probably add in to the team, but I feel their contribution would be mostly symbolic. But the snag that immediately sprang to mind and foiled my dastardly plan was that of getting the tow rope over the moored boats as I passed. Some of these chaps have external aerials that are 10 feet high, but even a few roof boxes with plants in them could spell disaster for my plucky labrador team. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloon Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Just now, Goliath said: I’ll get one off Amazon Haha brilliant. You probably can to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booke23 Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Balloon said: Genuinely, I bet if you looked at capital costs, food, and healthcare, it’d be way more expensive than diesel per mile. Without any shadow of doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerbeerbeerbeerbeer Posted March 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Just now, Balloon said: Genuinely, I bet if you looked at capital costs, food, and healthcare, it’d be way more expensive than diesel per mile. And there’s the vet bills I think knocking down tv masts would be part of the fun 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, Balloon said: Genuinely, I bet if you looked at capital costs, food, and healthcare, it’d be way more expensive than diesel per mile. BOUND to be true or diesel motors would never have caught on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booke23 Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tony1 said: I've already considered picking up half a dozen beefy labradors from a shelter, and using them to pull the boat when I run out of diesel. The whole business would be disgraceful, of course- I would be a sort of Fagin of labradors, if you will. But needs must, in a post-apocalyptic society. I know of a few troublesome jack russells I could probably add in to the team, but I feel their contribution would be mostly symbolic. But the snag that immediately sprang to mind and foiled my dastardly plan was that of getting the tow rope over the moored boats as I passed. Some of these chaps have external aerials that are 10 feet high, but even a few roof boxes with plants in them could spell disaster for my plucky labrador team. That could be a bit rough rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloon Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Just now, MtB said: BOUND to be true or diesel motors would never have caught on. I’d tow mine myself but the cost in enormous pub dinners I’d need is way more than diesel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtB Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Just now, Balloon said: I’d tow mine myself but the cost in enormous pub dinners I’d need is way more than diesel Swerving right orf at a tangent, there was an intriguing debate on the steam radio the other day about electric bicycles, and whether they caused more CO2 emissions or fewer than conventional bikes. The argument being, while charging the batts obviously creates some CO2 as not all leccy is generated with wind/solar/etc, the extra food a conventional cyclist needs to eat to get the energy to ride the bike has to be grown/farmed/fertilised etc too, and that exceed the CO2 from charging the batts. Or DOES it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 16 minutes ago, Balloon said: How much does the fuel for the horse cost? how easy is it to get it delivered? Store it? do you have stabling available? what will you do to pass moored boats…? will the horse join a Union and demand holiday pay…a pension…healthcare????? How would you get the horse out of the canal in the evening ? Would its 'ooves go soft and wrinkly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloon Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Just now, MtB said: Swerving right orf at a tangent, there was an intriguing debate on the steam radio the other day about electric bicycles, and whether they caused more CO2 emissions or fewer than conventional bikes. The argument being, while charging the batts obviously creates some CO2 as not all leccy is generated with wind/solar/etc, the extra food a conventional cyclist needs to eat to get the energy to ride the bike has to be grown/farmed/fertilised etc too, and that exceed the CO2 from charging the batts. Or DOES it? Interesting argument. I think it vastly depend on whether the cyclist is a vegetarian. I’d say a meat eating cyclist would exceed the CO2. My ex husband (an avid cyclist) ate so much meat to offset his commute that I’m sure as a vegetarian driver I was more carbon neutral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerbeerbeerbeerbeer Posted March 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: How would you get the horse out of the canal in the evening ? Would its 'ooves go soft and wrinkly ? Brilliant idea you’ve given me! I’ll get a crocodile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb Innisfree Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: How would you get the horse out of the canal in the evening ? Would its 'ooves go soft and wrinkly ? Get an nother horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloon Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Just now, nb Innisfree said: Get an nother horse. Put them on shifts?? You’ll have to consider the impact on their mental health and family planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booke23 Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 4 minutes ago, MtB said: Swerving right orf at a tangent, there was an intriguing debate on the steam radio the other day about electric bicycles, and whether they caused more CO2 emissions or fewer than conventional bikes. This reminds me of a discussion I was having with a colleague a few months ago. We were musing about riding a bicycle down a road and the number of cars that have to slow down, then accelerate to overtake you. Obviously this increases the emissions of vehicles that are required to do this, and we were wondering if anyone made an attempt to calculate the figure. Per car it wouldn't be much, but what about if 100 cars or more have to do this on your bike ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony1 Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, MtB said: Swerving right orf at a tangent, there was an intriguing debate on the steam radio the other day about electric bicycles, and whether they caused more CO2 emissions or fewer than conventional bikes. The argument being, while charging the batts obviously creates some CO2 as not all leccy is generated with wind/solar/etc, the extra food a conventional cyclist needs to eat to get the energy to ride the bike has to be grown/farmed/fertilised etc too, and that exceed the CO2 from charging the batts. Or DOES it? I'm starting to see the flaw in my dietary strategy. When I go shopping, I'm using the titanic 250watt motor on my ebike, but I'm eating as if I were cycling au naturale. The decadence of it all is frankly appalling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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