Heisenberg and Schrodinger were driving to work one day, when they were stopped by a traffic policeman.
Policeman: "Do you now what speed you were doing?"
Heisenberg: " No, but I knew exactly where I was."
Policeman: "Well, you were doing exactly 81 mph."
Heisenberg: "Thanks for that, but now I have no idea where I am."
The policeman is now annoyed by the scientists' attitude, so he examines their car carefully, hoping to find a fault. Finally he opens the boot...
Policeman: "Hey, did you know you've got a dead cat in here?"
Schrodinger: " No, I wasn't certain, but I am now."
Unfortunately there are many, many more of these!