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Just now, LadyG said:

There is a recipe section,...........................

Yeah but that would probbly require a whole and complete recipe..... and that's just so ......

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1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

Mrs Bob's just read this and suggested the following:

For your socks use 2.25mm needles, circular or DPNs, 64 stitch count. Use fingering weight sock yarn. Regia is a good make.

Make sure when you turn the heel you reduce the di-lithium flow to 3.2225 cm3 per second and balance the plasma flow accurately.

That's prolly where you are going wrong.

Please relay my gratitude to Mrs Bob. Perhaps I should sit in a faraday cage while I do this. 

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1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

Make sure when you turn the heel you reduce the di-lithium flow

Is di-lithium what you do to your expensive new batteries if you forget to balance them?

 

If only Mtb was here, he could advise. Wasn't he getting some ?

3 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

Please relay my gratitude to Mrs Bob. Perhaps I should sit in a faraday cage while I do this. 

Are you taking the Michael?

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2 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

Perhaps I should sit in a faraday cage while I do this. 

The word 'prolly' that I used was short for 'probably' rather than long for 'Polly' so I would forget the parrot cage.

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3 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

The word 'prolly' that I used was short for 'probably' rather than long for 'Polly' so I would forget the parrot cage.

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7 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Are you taking the Michael?

Who me - noooo :unsure:

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7 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Is di-lithium what you do to your expensive new batteries if you forget to balance them?

 

Mrs Bob dies the wool for the socks too .....but she is not going to dye my new batteries.

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Just now, Dr Bob said:

Mrs Bob dies the wool for the socks too .....but she is not going to dye my new batteries.

that's a shame instead of nice pretty ones they'll look all FLAT ?

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9 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

If only Mtb was here, he could advise. Wasn't he getting some ?

 

I've no idea what Mike was up to in his personal life.

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So what's the plan then?

 

March Agenda

 

1  What colour socks are we marching in?

2  Who's carrying the affiliated boiler maker's flag?

3  Who's leading the chanting

4  Where do we get a celebrity guest marcher from?

5  Do we need flying pickets?

6  BYO Banners?

7  Hunger strike (strictly no apple pies)

8  Pow wow in a pub laters

 

I've already stuck my boiler suit in the washing machine, we've got to look like we're making an effort

 

Come back Mike.... 
 

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5 minutes ago, Jennifer McM said:

So what's the plan then?

 

March Agenda

 

1  What colour socks are we marching in?

2  Who's carrying the affiliated boiler maker's flag?

3  Who's leading the chanting

4  Where do we get a celebrity guest marcher from?

5  Do we need flying pickets?

6  BYO Banners?

7  Hunger strike (strictly no apple pies)

8  Pow wow in a pub laters

 

I've already stuck my boiler suit in the washing machine, we've got to look like we're making an effort

 

Come back Mike.... 
 

Wow, you're good at this. ?

 

 

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike come back Jen's getting really organised and it's frightening me........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Jennifer McM said:

5  Do we need flying pickets?

 

 

Thank God someone else has turned up.

Run out of greenies though.

 

Yes we do.

 

 

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Just now, Dr Bob said:

Yes we do.

Only if it's the original ones - they've replace the original ones and they're not the same...... funnily ?

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41 minutes ago, Jennifer McM said:

So what's the plan then?

 

March Agenda

 

1  What colour socks are we marching in?

2  Who's carrying the affiliated boiler maker's flag?

3  Who's leading the chanting

4  Where do we get a celebrity guest marcher from?

5  Do we need flying pickets?

6  BYO Banners?

7  Hunger strike (strictly no apple pies)

8  Pow wow in a pub laters

 

I've already stuck my boiler suit in the washing machine, we've got to look like we're making an effort

 

Come back Mike.... 
 

1 Black socks obviously. 

2.You

3.You.

4. Aldi

5.Yes. FlyBMI

6.Tumshie is knitting them

7.I can't afford London prices, so yes. 

8.See 7

9.Whos Mike? 

 

ETA. I Can't make March, can we do it April? 

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7 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

6.Tumshie is knitting them

 

Oh God No!

One end will be bigger than the other one!

 

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1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

Oh God No!

One end will be bigger than the other one!

 

Oiii - well actually ?

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28 minutes ago, Jennifer McM said:

So what's the plan then?

 

So where's Jen gone?

She flits in.

Gives us the plan.

Then does a runner.

Where's our leader gone?

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9 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

So where's Jen gone?

She flits in.

Gives us the plan.

Then does a runner.

Where's our leader gone?

She's gone to negotiate for the Irish black socks stoopid. We can't march barefoot! 

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1 minute ago, system 4-50 said:

Has anybody spotted his boat(s)?  I understand that large size spots can be obtained from Hobbycraft.

? you can't go round sticking spots on people's boats..... Do you have some, when are we going ?

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2 minutes ago, system 4-50 said:

Has anybody spotted his boat(s)?  I understand that large size spots can be obtained from Hobbycraft.

Boats?

Who's boats?

Were we talking about boats?

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1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

Boats?

Who's boats?

Were we talking about boats?

Alarm! The Athy spelling monster is stirring!

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25 minutes ago, system 4-50 said:

Alarm! The Athy spelling monster is stirring!

It's Bong these days. Not alarm! 

 

 

Right. Enough of this Tom foolery. If you're not back posting by this time tomorrow mtb, I'm gonna send Tumshie round to bitumen the roof of your bote! 

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