Mouse in roof void?

[Momac]

3 hours ago, Nut said:

trap laced with peanut butter  job done 

Or chocolate.

 

[Boater Sam]

Is no rat, is Siberian hamster.

 

If you can hear it. its more likely to be a small rat.

[rusty69]

2 minutes ago, Boater Sam said:

Is no rat, is Siberian hamster.

 

If you can hear it. its more likely to be a small rat.

If its a rat,Its more likely to be in the kitchen!

 

What am I gonna do?

[Boater Sam]

6 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

If its a rat,Its more likely to be in the kitchen!

 

What am I gonna do?

Kitchen???? You mean GALLEY.

[Tumshie]

6 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

If its a rat,Its more likely to be in the kitchen!

 

What am I gonna do?

Give it it's P45 so it can collect it's UB40. 

[cuthound]

4 hours ago, Jen-in-Wellies said:

Borrow a cat! Seriously. Mice get very worried when they can smell a cat around and will want to be elsewhere. My sister had a problem with mice in the attic of their house. Borrowed my elderly, arthritic, non-hunting cat for a couple of weeks lazing on the sofa and the mice moved out.

 

Jen

A younger and more energetic cat will be more proactive, but will leave you clearing up bits of mouse corpse off the floor.

 

That didn't work for me. Our now deceased cat, Tom, brought a mouse into the kitchen unknown to me.

 

Some time later the tumale dryer blew up, with a horrible burning smell. 

 

Upon investigation the mouse had made its nest in the tumble dryer, and was stealing dried cat food and storing it in the tumble dryer, until the mouse accidentally killed itself by getting itself electrocuted on the heating element. ?

 

[MtB]

15 minutes ago, Boater Sam said:

Kitchen???? You mean GALLEY.

 

 

Oh yeah.....

 

 

 

 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galley

 

 

 

[Tumshie]

2 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

Oh yeah.....

Oh No... 

[rusty69]

22 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

Give it it's P45 so it can collect it's UB40. 

Not U2

[Tumshie]

2 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Not U2

Maybe but that one flew over my head. 

[rusty69]

1 minute ago, Tumshie said:

Maybe but that one flew over my head. 

Wot, like a cuckoo?

[MtB]

Just now, rusty69 said:

Wot, like a cuckoo?

 

No, like this:

 

 

[Tumshie]

3 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Wot, like a cuckoo?

 A big black one. 

8 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Not U2

Did U2 do the rat in the kitchen song too? 

Edited November 9, 2018 by Tumshie

[rusty69]

2 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

No, like this:

 

 

Jus as well he wasn't wearing white trousers.

4 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

 A big black one. 

Did U2 do the rat in the kitchen song too? 

Maybe.They move in mysterious ways.

[Tumshie]

9 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Maybe.They move in mysterious ways.

Unlike UB40 - they don't exist - they're a one in ten......

Edited November 9, 2018 by Tumshie

[rusty69]

1 minute ago, Tumshie said:

Unlike UB40 - the don't exist - they're a one in ten......

I prefer seven of nine. I think we better get off this thread before they lynch us

[Boater Sam]

That's knackered this thread for the OP then. Sorry but I didn't start it this time. Are you 'men'?

 I did not invade Poland.

[Tumshie]

Just now, rusty69 said:

I prefer seven of nine. I think we better get off this thread before they lynch us

Fair doos 

[ditchcrawler]

A friend of mine used that stick card stuff to catch the ones in his boat like this stuff https://www.gluetraps.co.uk/mouse-glue-trap-boards-1-c.asp

[LadyG]

6 hours ago, Richard10002 said:

I had what I thought were mice, or a mouse. A professional pest guy gave me some blue tablets to leave in various places. He said it was much more powerful than the stuff you can buy over the counter.

 

Took a while, (to the point where I didn’t think it was working), but the noises stopped and I’ve heard nothing since.

Pink contraceptive pills are very good on a boat which has cockroaches, it is said that they explode.

30 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said:

A friend of mine used that stick card stuff to catch the ones in his boat like this stuff https://www.gluetraps.co.uk/mouse-glue-trap-boards-1-c.asp

That's cruel, they are better snapped in a mousetrap or killed with Warfarin

Edited November 9, 2018 by LadyG

[rusty69]

3 minutes ago, LadyG said:

Pink contraceptive pills are very good on a boat which has cockroaches, it is said that they explode.

Well, at least they go out with a bang

[ditchcrawler]

13 minutes ago, LadyG said:

Pink contraceptive pills are very good on a boat which has cockroaches, it is said that they explode.

That's cruel, they are better snapped in a mousetrap or killed with Warfarin

I quite agree. but they work. At home I use poison blocks

 

[bizzard]

[rusty69]

6 minutes ago, bizzard said:

C'mon bizz,I was expecting at least......

Edited November 9, 2018 by rusty69

[bizzard]

3 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

C'mon bizz,I was expecting at least......

A Boomtown rat would avoid those.