Get it now before the price goes up

[Pykebird 51]

Did someone mention my name???

[Peter X 325]

Wonder if EEL knows she leaves a traceable foot at every site she visits.

What are you alleging here? That when she gets a name and address she turns up, murders the person and removes most of the body? That would give her solicitors something to get their teeth into... I might as well libel her solicitors while I'm at it.

 

I'm warming to this theory, here's the beginnings of a confession:

 

 

I need your name, surname and address. I will send you by the post.

By the way EEL, I suggest you read Junior's current topic about couriers; I don't know how much Patty-Ann weighs but even if she's on the thin side you might save a bit on postage by shopping around.

[Mike the Boilerman 6451]

There was a fad a few years back where ludicrous items were posted to see if they were delivered. My fave was a slice of toast with a stamp on it.

 

Not sure how many stamps would need to be affixed to a body though, even a thin one. I doubt it would fit through that device they have for distinguishing a 'Large Package' from a small one either...

[Paul C 463]

There was a fad a few years back where ludicrous items were posted to see if they were delivered. My fave was a slice of toast with a stamp on it.

 

Not sure how many stamps would need to be affixed to a body though, even a thin one. I doubt it would fit through that device they have for distinguishing a 'Large Package' from a small one either...

 

I remember a similar thing with cheques - culminating in someone writing the details of a cheque on the side of a cow, and leading her into the bank for payment.

[Peter X 325]

As opposed to a cash cow?

Nice little earner for the bank, as they would get to keep the cheque.

[Athy 901]

As opposed to a cash cow?

 

Hoorah!

 

Have a greenhorn.

Edited November 18, 2015 by Athy

[Mike the Boilerman 6451]

As opposed to a cash cow?

Nice little earner for the bank, as they would get to keep the cheque.

 

 

No, cheques are supposed to be returned to the drawer.

(After the bank pays them that is!)

[Jess-- 269]

there was a case many years ago where an american managed to send an entire bank through the american parcel post service

 

I wouldn't have wanted to be his postman

 

http://www.stampsofdistinction.com/2008/07/bank-that-was-sent-through-post-office.html

[Paul C 463]

Do students still post their laundry home to their mums to wash (and they post it back)?

[patty-ann 168]

 

I need your name, surname and address. I will send you by the post.

Its ok save your postage costs and post details on here then all interested parties can see them

[Mike the Boilerman 6451]

Its ok save your postage costs and post details on here then all interested parties can see them

 

 

Ah but the bogus illegal seller would refuse to do this. Then threaten action by their bogus, illegal solicitor.

 

See if I'm right...

[Loafer 193]

Is EEL just one of us, having a laugh?

 

I promise it isn't ME, although I wish I'd thought of it!

[Mike the Boilerman 6451]

Is EEL just one of us, having a laugh?

 

I promise it isn't ME, although I wish I'd thought of it!

 

 

Ok I own up. She is MEE!!!!

[Loafer 193]

 

 

Ok I own up. She is MEE!!!!

 

If that were true, I'd return one of your greenies!

[James T Berk 17]

She's Chris Pink

[Paul C 463]

She's Chris Pink

 

Who isn't, these days?

[Loafer 193]

I have obviously missed something topical with the Chris Pink thing. Would someone enlighten me (briefly) what this is about!!

[Mike the Boilerman 6451]

I have obviously missed something topical with the Chris Pink thing. Would someone enlighten me (briefly) what this is about!!

 

 

Chris Pink has 35,000 aliai on here. One for each bote, as n e fule kno...

[RLWP 1550]

I have obviously missed something topical with the Chris Pink thing. Would someone enlighten me (briefly) what this is about!!

 

Chris Pink is/was/will be a prominent member here a few years back. He has a very norty sense of humourand is/was/will be prone to getting into trouble - so he got banned

 

And then reappeared under a pseudonym - and got banned. And again, and again (maybe a few more of them).

 

For old hands, his posting style is fairly familiar and so he eventually becomes obvious. And yet - maybe he has other pseudonyms already active

 

Maybe I'm Chris Pink?

 

Richard

[Phil Ambrose 823]

There was a fad a few years back where ludicrous items were posted to see if they were delivered. My fave was a slice of toast with a stamp on it.

 

Not sure how many stamps would need to be affixed to a body though, even a thin one. I doubt it would fit through that device they have for distinguishing a 'Large Package' from a small one either...

It would if it was minced.

Phil

[Loafer 193]

 

Chris Pink is/was/will be a prominent member here a few years back. He has a very norty sense of humourand is/was/will be prone to getting into trouble - so he got banned

 

And then reappeared under a pseudonym - and got banned. And again, and again (maybe a few more of them).

 

For old hands, his posting style is fairly familiar and so he eventually becomes obvious. And yet - maybe he has other pseudonyms already active

 

Maybe I'm Chris Pink?

 

Richard

 

Ah see. Thank you. I'm now just checking to see if I'm Chris Pink. And so's my wife!

[Mike the Boilerman 6451]

It would if it was minced.

Phil

 

 

It? ...IT????!!!!

 

We're discussing posting the lovely Patty Ann I'll have you know!!!!!!!!

[Phil Ambrose 823]

 

 

It? ...IT????!!!!

 

We're discussing posting the lovely Patty Ann I'll have you know!!!!!!!!

Not sure how you would post her without spilling her Merlot. ?

Phil

[Peter X 325]

Do students still post their laundry home to their mums to wash (and they post it back)?

I never heard of that during my time as a student (this was 1973-76). Was I the only one taking it to a launderette?

[patty-ann 168]

ohhh wot a thought ..minced up minus me Merlot and posted off to EEL..stuff nightmares are made of...