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James T Berk

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About James T Berk

  • Birthday 03/12/1870

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Flight deck
  • Interests
    Buns and sometimes peanuts but mostly buns

Previous Fields

  • Occupation
    helicopter
  • Boat Name
    HMS Fridaaay
  • Boat Location
    If I told you I would have to kill you
  • Duplicate ID
    Snibble - Authorised by Keeping Up

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  1. I notice that my hat remains stuck to the bar (wipes glasses) and the place is even more squalid than I remember (rinse rinse) but I will soon have the old place looking shipshape though I do draw the line at wearing a dress now who wants a drink although the question should perhaps be who doesn't do you know I've forgotten how to breathe
  2. James T Berk

    James T Berk

  3. choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa choppa *land* Whiiiiiiiiiine swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish swish
  4. Clean clean paint paint polish polish
  5. I have been flying round buying all the buns in case I have to self isolate I've got about a months worth but I expect it to be all gone by tomorrow and some evil bastards have been and panic bought all the punctuation
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  7. The pedantic answer using 550Ah to allow for inefficiencies and 14V is 27.7 mega-joules. Do I win a bun?
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  10. Waahawoo! what? I don't mind a trunkfull of that old fellow never turn down the offer of a good bun or umpteen you never know when you might go short I remember back in 1940 when I was in the old Illustrious in the med it was almost impossible to get a decent bun wartime you know they used to call me "stringbag Berk" until I got a little confused and dropped a torpedo on Toronto
  11. AAAAGH! A MOUSE! STAMPEDE STAMPEDE STAMPEDE STAMPEDE STAMPEDE STAMPEDE STAMPEDE STAMPEDE STAMPEDE gone
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