Josher Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Whatever next? Middlewich Narrowboats hit by spate of thefts 9:00am Saturday 12th February 2011 Middlewich Guardian A CANAL holiday business has almost lost customers after being hit hard by a spate of battery thefts. Middlewich Narrowboats in Canal Terrace has been targeted by criminals 20 times since October. Thieves have been stealing batteries worth £90 each from canal boats moored on the towpaths while the business is closed. Manager Adam Foskett told the Guardian that the thefts have cost the company around £2,000, including the labour to replace the parts. “It’s constantly the same frustration trying to counteract the theft,” he said. “As well as the cost it’s time constraining as you have to order new batteries in. “It doesn’t paint a good picture of the town. Visitors are coming to Middlewich from all around the country and finding out that batteries are being stolen. “It doesn’t portray a good image.” Adam, who has run Middlewich Narrowboats for seven years, has not lost any customers due to the thefts - but it has come close. The 29-year-old said: “Once a battery was missing on the same day the boat was going out. “The customer picking up the boat had to be delayed so it’s not just inconvenient for us but for a third party as well. “The batteries are probably being sold to people with boats and caravans and they’ve got a high quantity of lead so they have a high scrap value.” Adam has now been forced to consider forking out for tighter security measures. This includes CCTV and ‘Smart Water’ - an invisible solution which is painted on to property so the true owner can always be identifed. He added: “I hoped it wouldn’t have to come to this and it’s at a big expense to us as well.” PCSO Roger Need, of Middlewich police, thinks the culprits are using a nearby car to transport the batteries as each can weigh up to 30kg. He said: “If people are on the canals or taking their dog for a walk on the towpaths and see anything suspicious please contact us because it’s happening more and more.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justme Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Complete batteries are £3-400 per tonne. One of my mates runs his business wood workshop via an inverter & batteries. A week or so ago he had all his batteries stolen. About 1 tonnes in weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twbm Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) All is well - they have a Community Safety Officer on the case. Edited to add: and I've just re-read it and noticed that he thinks they may be taking the batteries away in a vehicle. With this level of razor sharp intellect on the case the culprits should be in court being let off by the magistrates in no time. I imagine implying the vehicle might be some form of Ford pickup would be wrong. Edited February 12, 2011 by twbm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justme Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 The police involved with my mates case had a tip off that they were in a recycling depot about 50 miles away. They wont even go to take a look. Reason given? How can you prove those are the bat that you had nicked. I think he dint want to have to unload the battery storage area to look for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twbm Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Serious point here - if you make the batteries identifiable they mey well get left alone. Smartwater and UV pens are great after the event if perchance someone is found in possession, but gouging the boat name and home mooring location (maybe a mobile number) in the top of the battery with an old soldering iron or similar might just mean it doesn't get taken. With luck the potential recipients will be aware of local current affairs and the battery can be returned ohm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) ...............the battery can be returned ohm. Watt Edited February 12, 2011 by Alan de Enfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimbly1 Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 With luck the potential recipients will be aware of local current affairs and the battery can be returned ohm. Watt And they can live ampily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josher Posted February 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Watt Feelin' a little 'Resistance'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac of Cygnet Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Feelin' a little 'Resistance'? Be more positive! This thread's got potential! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickBrowne Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Come on, this is re volt ing... The French would say it's a pile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb Innisfree Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) Even if batts were recovered would there be any one be charges... Edited February 12, 2011 by nb Innisfree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Even if batts were recovered would there be any one be charges... I guess thats the ACID test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NBMike Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 All is well - they have a Community Safety Officer on the case. Edited to add: and I've just re-read it and noticed that he thinks they may be taking the batteries away in a vehicle. With this level of razor sharp intellect on the case the culprits should be in court being let off by the magistrates in no time. I imagine implying the vehicle might be some form of Ford pickup would be wrong. More likely a Ford Transit innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twbm Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 A while ago police found two youths on wasteland. One was drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks. The charged one, but let the other off. Off topic and not the best joke, but it still makes me giggle. More likely a Ford Transit innit? You might say that but I couldn't possibly comment - I've been on a course at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_fincher Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Even if batts were recovered would there be any one be charges... Yes, The charge would be....... Assault on battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twbm Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) Yes, The charge would be....... Assault on battery. Are you positive? Edited to add: Sorry, Mac did positive already - we're accumulating a lot of jokes here. Edited February 12, 2011 by twbm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_fincher Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) Are you positive? Yes, but they were lead into it. The police have put them in cells. (And have warned them of the very specific gravity of their situation, of course.....) Edited February 12, 2011 by alan_fincher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob the welder Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Are you positive? Edited to add: Sorry, Mac did positive already - we're accumulating a lot of jokes here. this is all so neg and will not help .bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace and Favour Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Yes, but they were lead into it. The police have put them in cells. (And have warned them of the very specific gravity of their situation, of course.....) but it's pointless examining the li-on barstewards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredDrift Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 but it's pointless examining the li-on barstewards Even if you could get them before the beak they'd probably just be discharged.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Ambrose Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Even if you could get them before the beak they'd probably just be discharged.................. Shocking!! Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FadeToScarlet Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 I was going to post a battery joke, but it would be terminal if I did.... It crimps my style somewhat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tillerman Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 There was a horse due to run at Yarmouth races yesterday called Flat Battery... ...but he was a non starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPy Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 bearing in mind the gravity of the charge in this specific case you would hope the beak would have the capacity to positively discriminate against aproving any discharge. my clamp-on is available for apprehension and detention if needed in the Bristol area. ............. coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeping Up Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 I think the battery experts should debate this at their AGM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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