caption competition?

[Morphyous]

This Berth has caused terrible Post Naval Depression.

Edited November 12, 2009 by Morphyous

[Smudge]

She said she was a pole dancer i just found her somewhere to perform

[JonL]

This weeks special offer - Broadbeam to NB conversion only $99.

[Rick-n-Jo]

.....however, the boatyards attempt to fit a towing mast to our speedboat lacked a little finesse.....

[Barry]

Post? What post?..........Oh that post!

[monkeyhanger]

1) I didn't realise the GPS was that accurate

 

2) BW have got signs for everything else, where's the one that says "go round the marker"?

 

3) Look officer, you're not going to believe this but I could see two posts and I was aiming between them (hic)

 

 

BW operatives put mooring bollards in the wrong place yet AGAIN

[mikevye]

Bring on the WALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soldthehouse]

Is this Saddams weapon of MAST destruction

[RLWP]

Bring on the WALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh. Are you a fan of that programme too? I thought it was just me...

 

Richard

[Morphyous]

Submarine captain "raise periscope three" "

Second Mate " The coast is clear Captain"

Captain "Down Periscope"

[Liam]

Ah, so thats why some of you call them splitters

[The Anonymous Bard]

...If you can read this sign you're too damn close!

[mikevye]

Oh. Are you a fan of that programme too? I thought it was just me...

 

Richard

 

Nope its just you Richard, my wife watches it!

[lu n russ]

1)Thought you said pole side not starboard side

2)Its a stick up

3)coastguard say driver was half cut

4)yes sir your boat safety cert is in the post

Edited November 13, 2009 by lu n russ

[journeyperson]

When I said get the post mid-ship and tie up to it I meant go alongside it!

[RLWP]

Nope its just you Richard, my wife watches it!

 

And you just happen to be in the room at the same time?

 

Richard

[Tiny]

Looks to me like the boat is trying to eat the post.

 

But for a caption...Honestly Gov I was Constantly Cruising but the post got in the way so I moored to it - just for a moment.

[mikevye]

And you just happen to be in the room at the same time?

 

Richard

 

Nope I'm on Hakuna and she phones me from N Wales to tell me what's happening. As I said its just you and her I'm not going to increase their ratings by 50%!!!!!!

[Naughty Cal]

Is this the result of Phylis speeding again

 

Definately not sir. I dont hit things

[RLWP]

Nope I'm on Hakuna and she phones me from N Wales to tell me what's happening. As I said its just you and her I'm not going to increase their ratings by 50%!!!!!!

 

Must be a very short 'phone call. I mean, it's hardly got a sophisticated and tangled plot has it?

 

Richard

[Guest wanted]

The 'number 3' morso flue pipe did not compliment the sleek lines of my speed boat as i'd hoped!

[NiceNarrowboat]

News headline:

 

3 MOBILE INVESTMENT SINKS.

[mikevye]

Must be a very short 'phone call. I mean, it's hardly got a sophisticated and tangled plot has it?

 

Richard

 

Enough to confuse you obviously, all I did was to reply to the OP with a reasonably witty quip yet you appear to want to turn it into war and peace.

[RLWP]

Enough to confuse you obviously, all I did was to reply to the OP with a reasonably witty quip yet you appear to want to turn it into war and peace.

 

 

And I'd completely forgotten about that posting, I'll stop trying to portray you as a fan.

 

Richard

 

I'm not sure that Tolstoy and "Hole in the Wall" are really compatible. My head is hurting trying to hold both at the same time...

[paddy r]

The mark 3, all new Brayford pool speed trap!