Morphyous Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) This Berth has caused terrible Post Naval Depression. Edited November 12, 2009 by Morphyous
Smudge Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Posted November 12, 2009 She said she was a pole dancer i just found her somewhere to perform
JonL Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 This weeks special offer - Broadbeam to NB conversion only $99.
Rick-n-Jo Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 .....however, the boatyards attempt to fit a towing mast to our speedboat lacked a little finesse.....
Barry Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 Post? What post?..........Oh that post!
monkeyhanger Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 1) I didn't realise the GPS was that accurate 2) BW have got signs for everything else, where's the one that says "go round the marker"? 3) Look officer, you're not going to believe this but I could see two posts and I was aiming between them (hic) BW operatives put mooring bollards in the wrong place yet AGAIN
mikevye Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 Bring on the WALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soldthehouse Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 Is this Saddams weapon of MAST destruction
RLWP Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 Bring on the WALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. Are you a fan of that programme too? I thought it was just me... Richard
Morphyous Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 Submarine captain "raise periscope three" " Second Mate " The coast is clear Captain" Captain "Down Periscope"
Liam Posted November 12, 2009 Report Posted November 12, 2009 Ah, so thats why some of you call them splitters
The Anonymous Bard Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 ...If you can read this sign you're too damn close!
mikevye Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 Oh. Are you a fan of that programme too? I thought it was just me... Richard Nope its just you Richard, my wife watches it!
lu n russ Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 (edited) 1)Thought you said pole side not starboard side 2)Its a stick up 3)coastguard say driver was half cut 4)yes sir your boat safety cert is in the post Edited November 13, 2009 by lu n russ
journeyperson Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 When I said get the post mid-ship and tie up to it I meant go alongside it!
RLWP Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 Nope its just you Richard, my wife watches it! And you just happen to be in the room at the same time? Richard
Tiny Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 Looks to me like the boat is trying to eat the post. But for a caption...Honestly Gov I was Constantly Cruising but the post got in the way so I moored to it - just for a moment.
mikevye Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 And you just happen to be in the room at the same time? Richard Nope I'm on Hakuna and she phones me from N Wales to tell me what's happening. As I said its just you and her I'm not going to increase their ratings by 50%!!!!!!
Naughty Cal Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 Is this the result of Phylis speeding again Definately not sir. I dont hit things
RLWP Posted November 13, 2009 Report Posted November 13, 2009 Nope I'm on Hakuna and she phones me from N Wales to tell me what's happening. As I said its just you and her I'm not going to increase their ratings by 50%!!!!!! Must be a very short 'phone call. I mean, it's hardly got a sophisticated and tangled plot has it? Richard
Guest wanted Posted November 15, 2009 Report Posted November 15, 2009 The 'number 3' morso flue pipe did not compliment the sleek lines of my speed boat as i'd hoped!
NiceNarrowboat Posted November 16, 2009 Report Posted November 16, 2009 News headline: 3 MOBILE INVESTMENT SINKS.
mikevye Posted November 16, 2009 Report Posted November 16, 2009 Must be a very short 'phone call. I mean, it's hardly got a sophisticated and tangled plot has it? Richard Enough to confuse you obviously, all I did was to reply to the OP with a reasonably witty quip yet you appear to want to turn it into war and peace.
RLWP Posted November 16, 2009 Report Posted November 16, 2009 Enough to confuse you obviously, all I did was to reply to the OP with a reasonably witty quip yet you appear to want to turn it into war and peace. And I'd completely forgotten about that posting, I'll stop trying to portray you as a fan. Richard I'm not sure that Tolstoy and "Hole in the Wall" are really compatible. My head is hurting trying to hold both at the same time...
paddy r Posted November 18, 2009 Report Posted November 18, 2009 The mark 3, all new Brayford pool speed trap!
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