Where on my boat is the Gorwing Garlic

[matty40s]

I haf just recieved the lateststs Boatrs Update, Damian mentshuns Gorwing Garlik on my bote. I haf neffer fouwnd this yet, , and wot can I do aboutit when I find it..

 

 

Hi Matthew,

Just a quick email to let you know that there's a new edition of Boaters' Update now online. If you'd prefer, you can download it as a PDF or listen to an audio version found on the webpage.
We start this edition with the sad news of Sonia Rolt’s death. Widow of pioneering canal campaigner Tom Rolt, Sonia was a remarkable woman in her own right – read the full article for a fuller reflection of Sonia’s life and legacy.

In other articles we'll give you the lowdown on the upcoming winter maintenance works, gorwing garlic on your boat and tying up properly at a mooring among a lot of other things!

Damian - sperlinchequer please for publicly published stuff.

 

 

[ditchcrawler]

Just tie up properly and look for it.

[John V]

if yew doan t gett garlik groaing on yore bote wil yew gett vampyres?

[johnmck]

Must be edited by Bizzard...

[Starcoaster]

It's in the Gorwing, surely? Duh, the clue is in the name! Can't you find your own Gorwing, man?

[matty40s]

I have the Sarfwing and Eastwin' checked, unfortunately, i am facing in the wong diwection(s cowells new chinese supergroup) for the Norf and Wesh to be of any use to normal plants. Perhaps I am looking for some Anctartctic Mosh or Liken.

[beardshave]

Gorwing is on the Thames and is where Jonathon Ross lives

[system 4-50]

Plint orff the larst tree bloaters upplates. Immerce in a fucket of water for many daze until moldy. This swill take a long slime cos theirs no subtence inane upplate. plomk a garlick blub in the brew. this will kep vampires & most purples away from yore bote for years.

[John V]

am vary affrayd off vampyres, weil gorwing garlik in thys brue bee batter thane mi ordinurry garlik inn soyle ?

[Phil Ambrose]

Gorwing is on the Thames and is where Jonathon Ross lives

Shawly that shud be Jonathon Woss

Phil

[beardshave]

He's been arrested in Goring Kitchen shop for shop lifting. He said it was a whisk he had to take.

[Phil Ambrose]

He's been arrested in Goring Kitchen shop for shop lifting. He said it was a whisk he had to take.

BOOM-BOOM

 

Phil

[1st ade]

He's been arrested in Goring Kitchen shop for shop lifting. He said it was a whisk he had to take.

Got to be worth a Greenie!