bizzard Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Over the years my casual observations of peoples behavior indicate to me that certain types of folk are more hot headed, highly strung and more temperamental than others and at the flip of a hat can erupt in an instant into an irrational angry fireball. This hotheadedness seems to manifest itself more within ginger haired folk of either sex more than folk of other tints and hues. Nevertheless these outbursts of irrationalness and anger are usually short lived and easily quelled by offering them a drink, only one though as it might kick em off again. However they are normally quite kind and generous folk really ''deep down''. Well I have a suggestion that might help em out a bit, like so. Soak a woolen bobble in water and then stretch it over an old football, pop it into the freezer or leave outside in this weather to freeze up for a few hours. When frozen plonk it onto the hotheaded persons head to cool em down. Its best to have several bobble hats on the freeze if these outbreaks are frequent. ps. No offense intended whatsoever towards any ginger haired folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tillergirl Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Excellent Bizzardry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnetman Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 very general boating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Thornton Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) Could have used one of those for the occupant of the cottage at lock 38 on the GU this afternoon! Edited March 24, 2013 by Peter Thornton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace 01 Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Thanks a lot, this has set my OH in fits of laughter, if he so much as comes towards me with a woollen hat I'll ...... oops maybe I need one after all Ann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Over the years my casual observations of peoples behavior indicate to me that certain types of folk are more hot headed, highly strung and more temperamental than others and at the flip of a hat can erupt in an instant into an irrational angry fireball. This hotheadedness seems to manifest itself more within ginger haired folk of either sex more than folk of other tints and hues. Nevertheless these outbursts of irrationalness and anger are usually short lived and easily quelled by offering them a drink, only one though as it might kick em off again. However they are normally quite kind and generous folk really ''deep down''. Well I have a suggestion that might help em out a bit, like so. Soak a woolen bobble in water and then stretch it over an old football, pop it into the freezer or leave outside in this weather to freeze up for a few hours. When frozen plonk it onto the hotheaded persons head to cool em down. Its best to have several bobble hats on the freeze if these outbreaks are frequent. ps. No offense intended whatsoever towards any ginger haired folk. hmmm... but I dont have gingery hair Master Bizzard , and if anyone dares grr... to attempt to put any of my wollen bobble hats in a freezer ( I have several in my wardrobe ) well..... they had better be able to run faster than moi and trust me that better be ruddy fast as I can run like the wind.. much faster when Ime grumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) Over the years my casual observations of peoples behavior indicate to me that certain types of folk are more hot headed, highly strung and more temperamental than others and at the flip of a hat can erupt in an instant into an irrational angry fireball. This hotheadedness seems to manifest itself more within ginger haired folk of either sex more than folk of other tints and hues. Nevertheless these outbursts of irrationalness and anger are usually short lived and easily quelled by offering them a drink, only one though as it might kick em off again. However they are normally quite kind and generous folk really ''deep down''. Well I have a suggestion that might help em out a bit, like so. Soak a woolen bobble in water and then stretch it over an old football, pop it into the freezer or leave outside in this weather to freeze up for a few hours. When frozen plonk it onto the hotheaded persons head to cool em down. Its best to have several bobble hats on the freeze if these outbreaks are frequent. ps. No offense intended whatsoever towards any ginger haired folk. edited cos I posted twice ... temper temper tree Edited March 24, 2013 by tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzard Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 edited cos I posted twice ... temper temper tree Never mind. I'm sure your as sweet as a jar of Tiptree strawberry jam really. To preserve your bobble hats an upturned full up wine-Champagne ice bucket will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) Never mind. I'm sure your as sweet as a jar of Tiptree strawberry jam really. To preserve your bobble hats an upturned full up wine-Champagne ice bucket will do. Sacre Bleu Master Bizzard..ahem!! I will have you know that I am a Fiery Alpha Female... more your Lime marmalade kind of kooky amazon Yikes put my beloved 'cream bobbly hats' in a wine-champagne thingy me bob.... Faints !! I dont drink owt stonger than nettle tea, as one sniff of a wine-gum and moi would be paraletic quickly edited for erm.. spelling typos Edited March 24, 2013 by tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 I would just like to mention, I am a ginger headed person Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 oh eck ...must remember to not stand too close to you at future banteroos ...only joking p.s. me thinks our Master Bizzard forgets it aint owt to do with the colour of a person hair lol... if your fiery your fiery, well thats my excuse and Ime sticking to it ... mind you takes a fair amount to get me fiery .. but once I am then folks had better beware lol .. as I take no prisoners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzard Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Sacre Bleu Master Bizzard..ahem!! I will have you know that I am a Fiery Alpha Female... more your Lime marmalade kind of kooky amazon Yikes put my beloved 'cream bobbly hats' in a wine-champagne thingy me bob.... Faints !! I dont drink owt stonger than nettle tea, as one sniff of a wine-gum and moi would be paraletic quickly edited for erm.. spelling typos Oh blimey wheres that ice bucket! Ginger marmalade on hot buttery toast is tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Oh blimey wheres that ice bucket! Ginger marmalade on hot buttery toast is tasty. quickly sends a raven over to Master Bizzards abode with a spare pair of my triple strenght Specsavers 1930's replica specs ... Lime marmalade is Green !! ( quickly runs to cupboard to check ) phew!! yes its still lime green and correct its scrummy deliciousness on toast with proper butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Not as tasty as ginger marmalade on hot buttered toast Mmmmmm... Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzard Posted March 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Not as tasty as ginger marmalade on hot buttered toast Mmmmmm... Richard Good innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_P Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 Give me marmite over marmalade any day. Does it have to be a bobble hat or will any hat do? I have a couple of trilbys, a Stetson, various caps and beanies, but no bobbles. I'm not very fiery though so maybe it's moot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizzard Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 quickly sends a raven over to Master Bizzards abode with a spare pair of my triple strenght Specsavers 1930's replica specs ... Lime marmalade is Green !! ( quickly runs to cupboard to check ) phew!! yes its still lime green and correct its scrummy deliciousness on toast with proper butter. I know its green. Quick spontaneous firey tempers are no problem its the folk who bottle things up for ages writhing inwardly with angry vengiance that are dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigeljan Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Fetch me my angry trousers im madder than i have ever been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Riley Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Fetch me my angry trousers im madder than i have ever been 1/2 hour in the icebox afore you put em on...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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