STOP IT ! !

[luctor et emergo]

Cant believe am reading this , a thread about not kicking off , kicking off ! Something about a flat head wasnt it ????

 

 

No, you are confussed with RLWP's drink that dare not speak it's name

Edited May 11, 2012 by luctor et emergo

[Ange]

No, you are confussed with RWLP's drink that dare not speak it's name

 

Did you get your Stella in the end Luc? Otherwise we have pink wine or whisky blended with alcoholic ginger beer on offer here

 

Or Wanted has a tasty concoction of rum and alcoholic ginger beer.

 

 

Love Fridays!

[Guest]

Looks like an opinion to me , just like this is just an opinion

 

Other threads are available...

[RLWP]

What's the tune?

 

Green Grow the Rushes, innit

 

Richard

[Dyad]

Firstley, I'm drunck so I may regret posting this in the morning.

 

I like how a post about not being argumentative (spelt that correctly ha) gets more hits and replies than any other.

 

Friday night is my only night off so please forgive me.

 

Posts with a good log tit for tat argument gets more replies thana y other too.

 

oh tit thats a bird thinkg I should of posted earlier along withthe swan stuff

[Ange]

Green Grow the Rushes, innit

 

Richard

 

Ah. Clears throat (you know Dave may never speak to you again!)

 

one two three ...

[Guest wanted]

Blimey, what big splodcobblers you must have Mr Wanted...

 

Not big, just impeccably shiny

[Tesla]

In which case:

 

 

 

Richard

Nadgers? Small black and white creatures?

 

Neither - that was the problem. A cordwangle should be greased, ideally.

 

I've tried that

 

There's a plot?

 

Richard

 

Over my dead body...um, or is that for my dead body?

[Guest wanted]

Ah. Clears throat (you know Dave may never speak to you again!)

 

one two three ...

Quick Dave, more ginger beer!

[RLWP]

Firstley, I'm drunck so I may regret posting this in the morning.

 

I like how a post about not being argumentative (spelt that correctly ha) gets more hits and replies than any other.

 

Friday night is my only night off so please forgive me.

 

Posts with a good log tit for tat argument gets more replies thana y other too.

 

oh tit thats a bird thinkg I should of posted earlier along withthe swan stuff

 

Kev, do not, under any circumstances, try to drive or operate heavy machinery. In fact, I'm not sure standing up is advisable

 

Richard

[Dyad]

Firstley, I'm drunck so I may regret posting this in the morning.

 

I like how a post about not being argumentative (spelt that correctly ha) gets more hits and replies than any other.

 

Friday night is my only night off so please forgive me.

 

Posts with a good log tit for tat argument gets more replies thana y other too.

 

oh tit thats a bird thinkg I should of posted earlier along withthe swan stuff

 

I only drink on my night off and I only seem to post when I;m drucnk butI;m not drucnck all the ytime you know, lol.

 

why am I replying to my own post, awful spelling

[luctor et emergo]

Did you get your Stella in the end Luc? Otherwise we have pink wine or whisky blended with alcoholic ginger beer on offer here

 

Or Wanted has a tasty concoction of rum and alcoholic ginger beer.

 

 

Love Fridays!

 

 

Perhaps we should just pour it all in a big bowl? Whisky and rum and ginger beer sounds good. :cheers:

[Guest]

Firstley, I'm drunck so I may regret posting this in the morning.

 

I like how a post about not being argumentative (spelt that correctly ha) gets more hits and replies than any other.

 

Friday night is my only night off so please forgive me.

 

Posts with a good log tit for tat argument gets more replies thana y other too.

 

oh tit thats a bird thinkg I should of posted earlier along withthe swan stuff

 

It was the only way this thread was going to go - unfortunately one or two on here took things a bit too seriously....

[davel]

Quick Dave, more ginger beer!

 

Just refreshed my glass

[Ange]

Perhaps we should just pour it all in a big bowl? Whisky and rum and ginger beer sounds good. :cheers:

 

Not forgetting the pink wine of course! :cheers:

[Tesla]

I only drink on my night off and I only seem to post when I;m drucnk butI;m not drucnck all the ytime you know, lol.

 

why am I replying to my own post, awful spelling

 

That's easy for you to say.

[RLWP]

Now I should like to burst forth ... with a traditional Lincolnshire air. 'Tis the song of the Bogle Clencher, and goes after this fashion:

 

When I was a clencher's bogleman in famous Lincoln town

I often clenched my bogling fork for less than half-a-crown

And I would joggle and nurk, my boys,

As I shall quickly tell

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night,

On a foggy night as well.

 

Oh, once I took my moulies and set them in a snare

'Twas there I spied a scroper's man a whirdling a hare

But I was not afeared, my boys, of that there is no doubt.

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

When the coppers aren't about

 

Although I'm over 80 now, my boggles still I clench

And I will flutter my artefacts at any passing wench

I've tickled many a screebling nut as on my way I go

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

At one-and-nine a throw.

 

Tune: Lincolnshire Poacher

 

 

Richard

 

Can you play a bit louder please Wrigglefingers

[Guest]

Now I should like to burst forth ... with a traditional Lincolnshire air. 'Tis the song of the Bogle Clencher, and goes after this fashion:

 

When I was a clencher's bogleman in famous Lincoln town

I often clenched my bogling fork for less than half-a-crown

And I would joggle and nurk, my boys,

As I shall quickly tell

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night,

On a foggy night as well.

 

Oh, once I took my moulies and set them in a snare

'Twas there I spied a scroper's man a whirdling a hare

But I was not afeared, my boys, of that there is no doubt.

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

When the coppers aren't about

 

Although I'm over 80 now, my boggles still I clench

And I will flutter my artefacts at any passing wench

I've tickled many a screebling nut as on my way I go

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

At one-and-nine a throw.

 

Tune: Lincolnshire Poacher

 

 

Richard

 

Can you play a bit louder please Wrigglefingers

 

Simon Cowell is on the phone....his battery is low though....

[Guest wanted]

Just refreshed my glass

 

Not forgetting the pink wine of course! :cheers:

Sounds like a perfect cocktail in honour of what could be the most insane thread in CWDF history

[Tesla]

Now I should like to burst forth ... with a traditional Lincolnshire air. 'Tis the song of the Bogle Clencher, and goes after this fashion:

 

When I was a clencher's bogleman in famous Lincoln town

I often clenched my bogling fork for less than half-a-crown

And I would joggle and nurk, my boys,

As I shall quickly tell

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night,

On a foggy night as well.

 

Oh, once I took my moulies and set them in a snare

'Twas there I spied a scroper's man a whirdling a hare

But I was not afeared, my boys, of that there is no doubt.

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

When the coppers aren't about

 

Although I'm over 80 now, my boggles still I clench

And I will flutter my artefacts at any passing wench

I've tickled many a screebling nut as on my way I go

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

At one-and-nine a throw.

 

Tune: Lincolnshire Poacher

 

 

Richard

 

Can you play a bit louder please Wrigglefingers

 

SWMBO is home soon, but I am not quite sure, after tonight's entertainment, how I should broach the subject of you know what? I am thinking that offering my dear lady a close examination of my "artefacts" may not set the right romantic tone? Any advice greatly received, apart from Richard...

[Ange]

 

 

Sounds like a perfect cocktail in honour of what could be the most insane thread in CWDF history

 

I'll drink to that! hic

[wrigglefingers]

Now I should like to burst forth ... with a traditional Lincolnshire air. 'Tis the song of the Bogle Clencher, and goes after this fashion:

 

When I was a clencher's bogleman in famous Lincoln town

I often clenched my bogling fork for less than half-a-crown

And I would joggle and nurk, my boys,

As I shall quickly tell

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night,

On a foggy night as well.

 

Oh, once I took my moulies and set them in a snare

'Twas there I spied a scroper's man a whirdling a hare

But I was not afeared, my boys, of that there is no doubt.

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

When the coppers aren't about

 

Although I'm over 80 now, my boggles still I clench

And I will flutter my artefacts at any passing wench

I've tickled many a screebling nut as on my way I go

Oh, 'tis my delight on a shiny night

At one-and-nine a throw.

 

Tune: Lincolnshire Poacher

 

 

Richard

 

Can you play a bit louder please Wrigglefingers

 

 

Only if Ange promises to try and hit the right note.

 

 

[luctor et emergo]

SWMBO is home soon, but I am not quite sure, after tonight's entertainment, how I should broach the subject of you know what? I am thinking that offering my dear lady a close examination of my "artefacts" may not set the right romantic tone? Any advice greatly received, apart from Richard...

 

 

Where is mrs. Head Jog when you need here?

[Guest]

SWMBO is home soon, but I am not quite sure, after tonight's entertainment, how I should broach the subject of you know what? I am thinking that offering my dear lady a close examination of my "artefacts" may not set the right romantic tone? Any advice greatly received, apart from Richard...

 

How big are they? is any additional magnification equipment required?

[RLWP]

I shall leave the last song to the master himself. Ladies and Gentlingbods, Rambling Syd Rumpo:

 

Now my dearios, I'll tether my nadgers to a grouting pole for the old grey mare is grunging in the meadow. Well, better there than here- it makes so much work for the char. Tis about a fabled horse, the Somerset Nog- Punch and half Dachshund. It gets very foggy on the moors. Anyway, the Nog is a strange looking creature- three-hands high and eighteen-foot long. They're not pretty to look at- but the rhubarb in that part of the world be magnificent. My song tells of a man who wants to go to the great fair at Ganderpoke Bog- so he asks the farmer for a loan of the Nog, so he can take all his friends with him, and it proceeds in this fashion.

 

(TO THE TUNE OF "WIDDECOMBE FAIR")

 

 

Reg Pubes, Reg Pubes

Lend me your great Nog,

Rollock me fussett

and grindle me nodes.

For I want to go-o

to Gangerpoke Bog, with-

Len Possett, Tim Screevy,

the reverend Phipps,

Peg-leg Loombucket,

Solly Levy, Ginger Epstein,

Able Seaman Truefitt,

Scotch Lil,

Messrs. Cattermole, Mousehabit,

Neapthigh and Trusspot, solicitors

and Commissioners for Oaths,

Father Thunderghast, Fat Alice,

Con Mahony, Yeti Rosencrantz,

Foo Tong Robinson and Uncle Ted Willis an' all-

and Uncle Ted Willis and all.

 

 

So they all get on-except Fat Alice, who don't get on with anybody, and off they go, but sad to relate- the horse snaps in two and expires- but they do say as how its ghost walks abroad- in two halves, and if you be passing Ganderpoke Bog at midnight they say you can hear the two ghostly halves of the Nog singing in duet...

 

 

Reg Pubes, Reg Pubes

you lent your great Nog-

Rollock me fussett

and grindle me nodes.

And now my remains are in

Ganderpoke Bog- with

(as quickly as possible)

Len Possett, Tim Screevy,

the reverend Phipps,

Peg-leg Loombucket,

Solly Levy, Ginger Epstein,

Able Seaman Truefitt,

Scotch Lil,

Messrs. Cattermole, Mousehabit,

Neapthigh and Trusspot, solicitors

and Commissioners for Oaths,

Father Thunderghast, Fat Alice,

Con Mahony, Yeti Rosencrantz,

Foo Tong Robinson and Uncle Ted Willis an' all-

and Uncle Ted Willis and all.

 

 

 

Richard

 

<crying with laughter>

 

Only if Ange promises to try and hit the right note.

 

They all repeat after an octave, so she can't be that far out

 

Richard