carlt Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 (edited) If a ukelele is an offensive weapon where does accordion come in the axe family? The accordion comes immediately below the axe head, when chopping it up for firewood. Concertinas make better kinding, though. Edited September 28, 2010 by carlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 <snip> I have a billhook, for making kindling and a hefty butchers knife, for making pegs, to bung old spike holes, in wooden boats. A curiously satisfying tool is a billhook. Very useful for turning bits of sawn-off tree into manageable parts Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Québec Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 If a ukelele is an offensive weapon where does accordion come in the axe family? Presumably as carried by The Accordion Death Squad http://www.myspace.com/accordiondeathsquad or, alternatively, by this lunatic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvLA-J6eLtY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlt Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 A curiously satisfying tool is a billhook. Very useful for turning bits of sawn-off tree into manageable parts Richard I use a Kent pattern side axe, for snedding (removing the little branches, from felled trees) and a billhook for splitting small logs, into kindling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I use a Kent pattern side axe, for snedding (removing the little branches, from felled trees) and a billhook for splitting small logs, into kindling. I only have the billhook, so that's what I use. It's surprising how big a little branch you can take off with it. Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Quebec, not dissimilar but of rectangular rather than diamond section. I'm loving the specialised words which are cropping up in this thread: snedding, for example, and riving, which according to the S.O.D. is synonymous with splitting or cleaving. Perhaps a left-handed riving tool would be a Rive Gauche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Quebec, not dissimilar but of rectangular rather than diamond section. I'm loving the specialised words which are cropping up in this thread: snedding, for example, and riving, which according to the S.O.D. is synonymous with splitting or cleaving. Perhaps a left-handed riving tool would be a Rive Gauche. Different pronunciations of rive. The i in riving is long, not short as in rivetting Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Actually at no point has Martin I think actually indicated intended use. An axe suitable for splitting up offcuts of "two by two" to turn into kindling is a rather different beast to if you want to split large logs for burning as the main fuel. We only do the former, so any little axe will do us. If I was into serious production of large fire logs, what we have would not be adequate. So which, Martin ? Or both ? - in which case I'd say two axes..... To clarify and yes I realise I should have first off - It's for chopping down into smaller bits the lumps of wood we've bought (where best to get them from is another subject because we haven't been luck enough yet to stumble across a boat seelling it. These lumps are of the size that you buy at DIY stores or when we've been stuck garage forecourts. So a small(ish) type that can be weilded with one hand should do it - I don't want to start chopping trees down or any thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nine of Hearts Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 ... Perhaps a left-handed riving tool would be a Rive Gauche. Different pronunciations of rive. The i in riving is long, not short as in rivetting Quoi? Shurely the i in Rive Gauche is not pronounced with a short i, but one pronounced as in "Jaguar I-type", "I by gum", or "This fruit juice has a lot of i numbers"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Indid. Martin, you need a hatchet (as I call it)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAlan W Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Possibly one of these?..... Clicky In my part of the world[sW France] both the above & the tapered metal wedges are known as a COIN with a quoted weight ie 1kg 2.5 kgs The large splitting axes are known as MERLIN/S, long handled axe HACHE/S, small short handled axe HACHETTE/S. The plastic/ wood wedges used in tree falling are known locally as PITON/S don`t know if that is the country wide name though as the Occitane dialect in a lot of cases has little in common with the French spoken in other parts of the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Ecofaxe (doesn't actually cut anything. Most people reckon it's an expensive toy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Thanks for that information. I think I learned the words hache and hachette when I lived in the Rodez area; several of us rented a farmhouse with a wood-burning stove, and we used these tools to chop wood of varying sizes to feed the stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 We bought a cheap axe from B&Q - useless as the shoulder that holds the handle is very fat and gets stuck in the log. I would, in hindsight, try to find a good old secondhand one in preference to new. Also some means of sharpening it. The best tool I ever used on logs was owned by Ben Law (of Grand Designs fame) It was a machette type with a very thin, sharp blade. Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amicus Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 As winter approaches and we now regularly have the stove lit I wad wondering what type of axe folks on here have. Was thinking about just popping down to local b and q but before I do any recommendations as to type Bugger title should be axe. or chopper an axe for every occasion http://www.axminster.co.uk/axes-dept814756_pg1/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wanted Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 one of these and one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLWP Posted September 29, 2010 Report Share Posted September 29, 2010 We bought a cheap axe from B&Q - useless as the shoulder that holds the handle is very fat and gets stuck in the log. I would, in hindsight, try to find a good old secondhand one in preference to new. Also some means of sharpening it. The best tool I ever used on logs was owned by Ben Law (of Grand Designs fame) It was a machette type with a very thin, sharp blade. Excellent. An axe is usually not very hard, so a file is a good tool for sharpening one Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonRNABO Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 At least a couple of axes of different sizes I would say. I have three personal favourites I use: small hand axe for splitting up kindling, a bit bigger one for small logs, through to a 7lb long handle for the big rings we get from the tree surgeons. As per the previous post, a file to keep them reasonably sharp is imho also an essential. At the risk of stating the obvious a safe clear space to cut with a good block or something underneath and gloves is the usual recomendation... Be safe! Boot-sales and bric-brac shops etc are where I get most hand tools from - if you have the time hunt around and you will often find some good tools at bargain prices that way. Chainsaws - I say treat with suitable respect and if possible get some safety training if you go down that route. I love my chainsaw but I love keeping limbs attached etc too. When they go wrong they can go very wrong so make sure you know the safety points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrigateCaptain Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 We have a spliting axe, felling axe, small hatchet and a few wedges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koukouvagia Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 We also have a couple of metal wedges, each about 4" long, which are inserted in a crack in the wood and hit with a mallet to split awkward logs that won't yield to axe blows. Is there a special name for these? They are not identical, as one tapers at a more acute angle than the other. Yes, a wood grenade. Screwfix do them. Highly recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athy Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Thanks KKV, but they are not like that: they are rectangular section and taper to an almost flat point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smelly Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 The good thing about wood grenades is that they split along two planes thus adapting best to the grain of a big ring, rather than a wedge that in bits of hardwood, even hitting with a 7lb maul, have got stuck and needed careful cutting out with a chainsaw. We've got a ~32" and getting wider Beech log to burn this year... It's nearly eaten my grenade once already... I don't know about using a mallet, but I use the back of Bagpuss's maul (I nearly needed an edit there...) and it stands up well to the treatment... If not a wedge, a felling axe will do, as long as there's a big enough hit behind it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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