Level dropping, do I contact the CRT? ( Huddersfield Canal)

[Hudds Lad]

Just now, TheBiscuits said:

 

Reported for unnecessary Americanism. 

 

Drawing pins, dammit!

 

Also, Smarties have been made by Nestlé for the last 30+ years ...

I cater to a wide audience, don't be so xenophobic 😛

 

Also, Smarties were originated by Rowntree's of York (first called Chocolate Beans, renamed to Smarties Chocolate Beans in 1937 and quickly switched to just Smarties in the same year for legal reasons) before Nestlé got their grubby hands on them  

[MtB]

33 minutes ago, Hudds Lad said:

I cater to a wide audience, don't be so xenophobic 😛

 

Also, Smarties were originated by Rowntree's of York (first called Chocolate Beans, renamed to Smarties Chocolate Beans in 1937 and quickly switched to just Smarties in the same year for legal reasons) before Nestlé got their grubby hands on them  

 

 

And that's another thing. When I was a brat they were called "Nestles". Remember the wall-to-wall adverts on the telly by the Milky Bar Kid? 

 

Then about 20 years ago they dropped the final 's' and added the acute accent to the 'e'. WTF is all that about then? Why are they pretending to be some sort of foreign outfit now? 

 

The world's going to the dogs, I tell ya. 

[Hudds Lad]

23 minutes ago, MtB said:

 

 

And that's another thing. When I was a brat they were called "Nestles". Remember the wall-to-wall adverts on the telly by the Milky Bar Kid? 

 

Then about 20 years ago they dropped the final 's' and added the acute accent to the 'e'. WTF is all that about then? Why are they pretending to be some sort of foreign outfit now? 

 

The world's going to the dogs, I tell ya. 

It's still a Marathon. And Jif.

[davem399]

23 minutes ago, Hudds Lad said:

It's still a Marathon. And Jif.

And Cif still tastes the same.

[cuthound]

18 hours ago, Arthur Marshall said:

Consecutive sentences,  rather than concurrent.

Only time I took Viagra was when the dentist had to take a tooth out and had run out of anesthetic...

 

My mate burned his legs very badly and the doctor prescribed Viagra to help keep the duvet off his legs...  🤣😅

[Arthur Marshall]

17 hours ago, Ianws said:

I've never taken Viagra. Does it act as a pain suppressant. If I could find a dentist, can be difficult to find these days, and they were suggesting that, I'd want a lot of convincing why. 

It's an old joke, not suitable for the young ears on here.

[Ianws]

Googled a/the joke. The one I found wasn't particularly funny. It was very similar to the seaside postcard humour you used to see 20 + years ago.