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3 minutes ago, WotEver said:

I wouldn’t want to join any team that would include me as a member. 

I should re phrase that, I was asked to join a team, and I accepted.

Of course if they knew then, what they know now ........................ I'll leave you to fill that bit in.................

I'm  sure you would be a great team member, every team needs a joker in their pack,  and every dentist needs a plaque, I believe in mixed metaphors in their plaice, ? , you may have to ask cereal tiller to explain that one :)

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1 minute ago, LadyG said:

I should re phrase that, I was asked to join a team, and I accepted.

Of course if they knew then, what they know now ........................ I'll leave you to fill that bit in.................

I'm  sure you would be a great team member, every team needs a joker in their pack,  and every dentist needs a plaque, I believe in mixed metaphors in their plaice, ? , you may have to ask cereal tiller to explain that one :)

I know nothing .....?

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2 minutes ago, LadyG said:

I should re phrase that, I was asked to join a team, and I accepted.

Of course if they knew then, what they know now ........................ I'll leave you to fill that bit in.................

I'm  sure you would be a great team member, every team needs a joker in their pack,  and every dentist needs a plaque, I believe in mixed metaphors in their plaice, ? , you may have to ask cereal tiller to explain that one :)

Don't split an infinitive, WotEver you do, Athy don't like it!

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20 minutes ago, WotEver said:

To boldly go where no man has bouldered before...

The adverb "boldly" has split the infinitive.....and all these years I thought it was the Starship Enterprise wot dun that!

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Well, dusk is drawing in over the battlefield. A few split infinities and a couple of mixed metaphors litter the landscape.No ego's have been bruised in today's conflict, but I have  feeling dear reader,that we haven't seen the last attack on our fearsome dearsome Mods.

 

To infinity and beyond!

 

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corrected a rare misspell by rusty69
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13 minutes ago, Jennifer McM said:

What on earth did we do before Google? :)

 

 

Well, we now know what Athy was doing. Dangling his participles.

 

 

"To dangerously dangle your participle"

Don't try that at home, you will split your infinitive.

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29 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

 

Geez, you lot are picky! pickled

Oi, I saw that!

Don't forget. "With great power,comes great responsibility"  Lord Ben Parker.

3 minutes ago, WotEver said:

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

You is Caractacus mate!

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