Prehistoric Fish are back

[GreyLady]

Not a fish!

 

 

 

(I'll get me coat)

haha bugger

[John V]

That serves him right for having a whale of a time

[GreyLady]

free willy now showing at cinemas near you

[Machpoint005]

Got one already - don't need another, paid for or free.

[magnetman]

I have been lured into making another joke to see anyone will bite

[magnetman]

 

(Eta I expect nobody will take the bait as the jokes are wearing a bit fin now)

[GreyLady]

Wahoo these fish puns deserve an Oscar

[Emerald Fox]

I found some fish fingers, today.

Oh well... Findus keepers.

[GreyLady]

I found some fish fingers, today.

 

Oh well... Findus keepers.

[magnetman]

Wahoo these fish puns deserve an Oscar

That is a contenchus subject

[Athy]

Moored not far from us there's a boat called 'Carpe Diem' which I think must mean "Fish of the day". But then it's a long time since I passed my Latin O level.

[GreyLady]

That is a contenchus subject

 

haha

 

i stiched my self up like a kipper.

 

thats me done now i have run out of puns

Edited September 10, 2015 by grumpy146

[Machpoint005]

Moored not far from us there's a boat called 'Carpe Diem' which I think must mean "Fish of the day". But then it's a long time since I passed my Latin O level.

 

Ah well, numquam illegitemi carborundum.

[magnetman]

That's rather an abrasive comment

[Athy]

That's rather an abrasive comment

 

[GreyLady]

As General Vinegar Joe said to his troops 'Dont let the Bastuard's grind you down'

 

I added a u because of being a family forum.

Edited September 10, 2015 by grumpy146

[Phil Ambrose]

I'm well hooked on this thread.

Phil

 

i told me dad about the lampreys he said what you said about them being in fishing shops for bait.

 

Maybe they have just gotten bigger or something, bloody scary looking though.

Yup scary, put me right off skinny dipping.

Phil

[magnetman]

I had batter stop the jokes as they are becoming cod-awfully repetitive.

[GreyLady]

I think we have all fallen for Junior's Fish Puns Hook, Line and Sinker.

 

I bet he is sat on a bag of coal thinking what a load of Pollock's they took the Bait and now he has us in his Net ready to Batter us if we get out of Line.

 

 

Junior its been fun but where are ya ? lol

Edited September 10, 2015 by grumpy146

[GreyLady]

I'm well hooked on this thread.

Phil

Yup scary, put me right off skinny dipping.

Phil

 

i dont blame you Phil lol, I was going to get a Kayak but sod that i might fallen in and get a nasty love bite, that one would take some explaining.

[MtB]

As General Vinegar Joe said to his troops 'Dont let the Bastuard's grind you down'

 

I added a u because of being a family forum.

 

 

I remember them. Elkie Brookes was the singer IIRC, and the guitarist got electrocuted live on stage. Terrible tragedy.

[GreyLady]

I remember them. Elkie Brookes was the singer IIRC, and the guitarist got electrocuted live on stage. Terrible tragedy.

I had to google that MtB but could only find a little bit if info on the Guitarist, thats my kinda music Btw

 

so is the below and johny cash and alsort of oldy stuff.

 

Edited September 10, 2015 by grumpy146

[MtB]

Hang on, yeahbutnobut I was thinking of Stone The Crows.

 

Mr Athy will be along shortly to korrect me and fill in the blanks, no doubt!

 

(Now there's a GRATE band!)

[Peter X]

Moored not far from us there's a boat called 'Carpe Diem' which I think must mean "Fish of the day". But then it's a long time since I passed my Latin O level.

It's a long time for me too. After some consideration I reckon fish of the day is "piscis die", assuming you're only having one fish, which you probably are if it's the big lamprey that man in the OP's article was holding.

[MtB]

I always thought 'carpe diem' meant 'seize the day', i.e. don't let opportunities slip through your fingers.

 

But other informed opinion suggests it means 'crap day', used in particular by computer programmers whose managers are unable to grasp the fact that it is impossible to state with certainty how long it will take for a piece of code to be written and tested.