I Smell Evil Santa

[dor]

I smell evil, Santa

 

But does it mean that I am telling Santa of my malodourous presence, or telling Santa that I can smell evil?

[John V]

5th amendment

[DeanS]

Just read the last 2 pages of this thread.

Did some of you sample some towpath wild mushrooms again?

[Phil Ambrose]

We might have,depends on who wants to know.

Or it could just be too much Gruntfuttocks and Rusty Rat Tail Cider in the unStable Bar

Mustaphafag

[Paul's Nulife4-2]

Cider, CIDER !, Who mentioned Cider,, Where is the Cider, Give me the Cider !,

Anyone want a Mushroom flavored Donut !,

Mustabineating

Edited December 20, 2014 by Paul's Nulife4-2

[Paul's Nulife4-2]

Quick, Quick Brothers and Sisters, My Cover might be blown, They are Closing in, I just got back from my Weekly Cruise to Arundel and Back, and completed my trip with the Obligatory Hot Chocolate at the Marina cafe on my return When There they all where !! It's FULL of the 'SS' (Santa Sympathisers) spreading there cheer about. HELP,

I got caught up in the moment, and almost cracked a smile !, But fear it's to late for my trusty companion and fellow operative Mustabinknapping, is this how it ends !

https://www.dropbox.com/s/mn1ubqm6jaxpzg9/IMAG0635.jpg?dl=0

Edited December 20, 2014 by Paul's Nulife4-2

[John V]

Just read the last 2 pages of this thread.

Did some of you sample some towpath wild mushrooms again?

 

admit nothing brothers and sisters....claim 5th amendment and confuse the enemy

[patty-ann]

Magic mushrooms where? How?

Not me guvner.

I be keeping clear of the SSB.

Peace my friends Peace.

Thanks but no thanks to mushroom flavoured donuts.

I found market stall which sold gigantic Chelsea Buns.........stuffed

[John V]

Oh Brothers and Sisters, I have come across this rare historic document that proves that the Evil Red One (cursed be his name) can be defeated.
My researches have failed to find out exactly when this occurred, or where the defenders of normality and quiet managed to trap the Red Geezer.

Now at least we can march forward confident that the enemy is not invincible........Courage mon braves !!!

 

 

 

 

 

img967 by mudlarker2, on Flickr

Edited December 21, 2014 by John V

[Phil Ambrose]

Quick, make haste Brothers and Sisters, hurry to the unStable Bar and join the crew of the mighty Lister powered punt, the expedition to take out Red John is about to commence.

Mustaphafag

[patty-ann]

I'm here and there in fact I'm off back there just collecting my 4 legged friends.

[Phil Ambrose]

Good to see Mollystopitnow and Roxyteenageterrier have chosen to leave their cosy beds and join us, I have sent John to lay in some Markies, Bonios and Gravy Bones to add to our provisions. Tilly being a rodent will seek sustenance where ever she can, she did ask me to warn you all to keep an eye on any sandwiches etc that you have laying around, she can't help herself and just has to stuff her cheek pouches at every opportunity.

Phil