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You know Jenny, whilst I was out shopping (I bought an electric staple gun, no idea what I'll use it for but I always wanted one)

It occurred to me that you should have posted in the Virtual pub, and called the thread a ladies 'magazine', since the guys invariably read them & then add 'Why you read this S*@£ I'll never know' Maybe then they'd feel they could pop in and read, & go off muttering, without feeling marginalised.

Can I suggest 'Shemale' as a title? :lol:

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Can I suggest 'Shemale' as a title? :lol:

 

Or given the wimmin that frequent this place 'ows about

 

'NotSoCosmopolitan'

 

 

 

ah yes my coat thankyou...

 

 

PS I thought we were in the Unstable bar when I posted honest....

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I'm free from prejudice Martin, I can just as easily smack you with me spanner as the boat engine :lol:

 

(I haven't forgotten your lack of angelic ministering on me non-appearing blisters!)

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I firmly believe every child is born innocent, without any flaws at all. Each one a clean page. Then survival kicks in, we learn to dodge the hurts and practice the good bits that reward us.

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I do agree we are born innocent but I regard that as a flaw, for us to survive it's a drawback but it is soon addressed.

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I'm free from prejudice Martin, I can just as easily smack you with me spanner as the boat engine :lol:

 

(I haven't forgotten your lack of angelic ministering on me non-appearing blisters!)

 

:lol: :lol: :cheers:

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You know Jenny, whilst I was out shopping (I bought an electric staple gun, no idea what I'll use it for but I always wanted one)

It occurred to me that you should have posted in the Virtual pub, and called the thread a ladies 'magazine', since the guys invariably read them & then add 'Why you read this S*@£ I'll never know' Maybe then they'd feel they could pop in and read, & go off muttering, without feeling marginalised.

Can I suggest 'Shemale' as a title? :lol:

 

Love that name Shemale Magazine.... but I'm a bit worried about the electric staple gun, could this be some sort of latent Freudian idea your super-concious is hatching? :lol:

 

I'm a bit worried now though, would a SheMale Magazine thread in the Virtual Pub be too upsetting for some of the more sensitive souls that read this forum?

 

If I can figure out how to do it, maybe a democratic vote could be rigged up. Certainly the testosterone imbalance needs to be address with some feminine ballast!

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If I can figure out how to do it, maybe a democratic vote could be rigged up. Certainly the testosterone imbalance needs to be address with some feminine ballast!

 

Well I know how to do it but I'm sure you girls will manage to work it out between you....

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Not Freudian, with his psychology,everything reverted to some sexual deviation. (And while I might - just MIGHT- consider stapling a few dicks to the wall, I'd only do it in my head, laugh at my own actions and smile sweetly at those I just metaphorically stapled. Can you comprehend the joy of smiling at someone who is totally unaware of the fact that you just stapled his dick to the wall in your head?)

 

No, I'm more with Jung on this one. I am well aware that I have a natural born killer in here with me. (I shoved it in the Shadow, 'cos nice people don't go round killing other people) However, since part of my soul was missing, I had to go along and visit - poor bugger was very grateful-seems it didn't attract a lot of callers, and never got invited to things - you know- wondered if a change of deoderant might help.

 

Anyway, once I acknowledged its (Neither male/nor female) existence , we became bessie mates, go out for the odd glass of wine,holiday together -you know the stuff. And now, the urge to kill isn't a problem. However, I periodically have to buy things like the Staple gun, to help diffuse the urges. B)

 

I thought Shemale was fairly close. Either you're one or the other or not quite either. :rolleyes:

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Not Freudian, with his psychology,everything reverted to some sexual deviation. (And while I might - just MIGHT- consider stapling a few dicks to the wall, I'd only do it in my head, laugh at my own actions and smile sweetly at those I just metaphorically stapled. Can you comprehend the joy of smiling at someone who is totally unaware of the fact that you just stapled his dick to the wall in your head?)

 

No, I'm more with Jung on this one. I am well aware that I have a natural born killer in here with me. (I shoved it in the Shadow, 'cos nice people don't go round killing other people) However, since part of my soul was missing, I had to go along and visit - poor bugger was very grateful-seems it didn't attract a lot of callers, and never got invited to things - you know- wondered if a change of deoderant might help.

 

Anyway, once I acknowledged its (Neither male/nor female) existence , we became bessie mates, go out for the odd glass of wine,holiday together -you know the stuff. And now, the urge to kill isn't a problem. However, I periodically have to buy things like the Staple gun, to help diffuse the urges. B)

 

I thought Shemale was fairly close. Either you're one or the other or not quite either. :rolleyes:

 

Yoy kmow what Headjog?

 

I love the way you express yourself

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