Whilst on a hire boat earlier this year as i was pulling in to moor up i thought (spot on) perfect ,stopped with the boat along side the banking ,so i turned of the engine and grabed the rear mooring rope then steped of the boat which had drifted away from the bank , streight down i went .
then later on i moored near stoke oppersite a marina and was walking threw a crowded pub carvery bear garden admireing the otherboats when i turned to look where i was going, and someone had put one of those ornimental iron lamp posts in the way, yep one broken nose later (yes it did hurt)