One thing you can rely on in canal life is the response on this forum if one raises the subject of Canal Volunteers, particularly it seems at Hillmorton on the Oxford Canal.
Here we have the usual suspects recounting their terrible experiences when encountering such folk. The stories range from banging on about an incident that is two years old when a boater hung his craft up in a lock and unsuccessfully blamed a Volunteer Lock Keeper, to another who couldn’t think of one so made up a great story (well the writer does claim to be a journalist) about a Volunteer Lock Keeper coming back to the lock in the dark, laying in wait for her, and running out to check she had wound the paddle all the way down.
Is there a word for a “fear of being associated with, or being erroneously perceived to show a need for help from, a volunteer”.
Perhaps we should make one up?
I was at Hillmorton Locks today and saw two truly extraordinary events (which is what I actually came on the Forum to report).
1. A narrowboat left Bottom Lock and the Volunteer held open the gate and waved to the approaching very attractive wooden cruiser to indicate they could come straight in. There was no other boat in sight but to the amazement of onlookers, the cruiser captain declined the offer, shouting that they need no help and steered toward the duplicate lock which was half empty. As the resigned volunteer dutifully stayed well away, we all watched as the cruisers crew proceeded to waste precious water by winding up the paddles and when full, opening the gate to let her master into the lock.
2. The mighty Canal&River Trust contractors used the full force of all their equipment to utterly destroy the orchids on the Lock Island just as they were coming to their best. This was despite the posts, tape and warning sign that Hillmorton Volunteer Lock Keepers had erected to protect these pretty plants.