What’s he cooked?

[Boat&Bikes]

[Dr Bob]

Duck with Olives?

[Boat&Bikes]

Yes maybe, looks like a breast of a bird doesn’t it? Slightly over though? 

[Sea Dog]

A grape and butternut squash calzone?  In the dish with the biggest plastic spoon in the world is a bread and butter pudding with a slice of leek. Based on that assessment, who knows what's in the slow cooker next to the Spear and Jackson garden spade blade!

[Bee]

Rear leg of badger?

[Dr Bob]

2 minutes ago, Bee said:

Rear leg of badger?

Bad leg of red dear?

[8 Hairy Feet]

He looks like he is enjoying the smell

from his own fart.

[carlt]

Is he filming the latest advert for Just Eat?