Should ducks be banned from quacking between the hours of 8pm and 8am?

[fuzzyduck]

only kidding i been a veggie for 20yrs now, dont view meat as 'tasty' in anyway

 

 

ahhh, the lower end of the food chain

[Chris J W]

I have a justified grievance

You whinge

He doesn't half go on

 

We say that something should be done

You are an unpleasant bunch of moaners

 

Richard

 

What we need is for BW to enforce a "No Moaning About Other Boaters Between The Hours of 2000 and 0800" that'd sort things out.

[Odana]

What we need is for BW to enforce a "No Moaning About Other Boaters Between The Hours of 2000 and 0800" that'd sort things out.

 

 

Whaaaat??!! THEN what'd we all do of an evening???

[Chris J W]

Whaaaat??!! THEN what'd we all do of an evening???

 

Anything. As long as you don't moan. Oh, and don't have fun in the process. That would upset those that get upset by others having fun.

[Denis R]

And what are they going to do about this how's yer father then?

[Pretty Funked Up]

And what are they going to do about this how's yer father then?

 

 

ooo no you cant do that!!!

 

That would be rocking the boat and the pontoon, it would wake me up - even if you did put a pillow over her head!!

 

Edit: or did you mean the duck gangbangs against the hull?

Edited December 8, 2008 by Pretty Funked Up

[Smelly]

What we need is for BW to enforce a "No Moaning About Other Boaters Between The Hours of 2000 and 0800" that'd sort things out.

 

 

Whaaaat??!! THEN what'd we all do of an evening???

 

Go for a pint with the one's we like, while simply being polite to the ones we were whinging about at five to. I reckon that's about right.

[RLWP]

I have a justified grievance

You whinge

He doesn't half go on

 

We say that something should be done

You are an unpleasant bunch of moaners

I don't read that NBW any more

 

Anyone car to do a different tense?

 

Richard

[jerrytug]

Hello Mr Duck. Would you like to come and play with Uncle Jerry`s new air rifle?

[fuzzyduck]

Would you like a smack in the gob?

 

The above is not meant to be taken seriously

Edited December 8, 2008 by fuzzyduck

[jerrytug]

YOU ARE "The Cheapest Pie",too much plucking,not enough meat.

 

Join the Crayfish Liberation Front.

[Pretty Funked Up]

No more than six quacks per bird, per hour, during the hours of darkness.

All Canada Geese to be shot when they stop being cute fluffy yellow things that go cheep or when the average excretion reaches a size larger than a 5p piece, whichever is earlier.

And definitely no fowl gangbangs against my hull at dawn!

 

Seems perfectly reasonable to me. Shall we get BW to introduce a new regulation covering this? Or should they carry out a full consultation with all waterway user groups first?

 

BW could issue the ducks with 80 quacking tickets a year and the duck could just scratch off the date on which day he/she wants to do some quacking. or sell them on for profit to other ducks

[Odana]

BW could issue the ducks with 80 quacking tickets a year and the duck could just scratch off the date on which day he/she wants to do some quacking. or sell them on for profit to other ducks

 

An excellent proposal. Have a £100k bonus!

 

Alternatively, to quote your signature - just invest in more Duck Tape!

[cotswoldsman]

BW could issue the ducks with 80 quacking tickets a year and the duck could just scratch off the date on which day he/she wants to do some quacking. or sell them on for profit to other ducks

 

Would it be easier to charge Continous Quackers an extra anual charge. This would be fairer on part time Quackers who chose to spend there time in ponds and then have to pay a take off charge to the pond owner.

[lemontoes]

:lol: You're all Quackers!!!

[MartinClark]

Forget ducks - what about those pesky moorhens going "ee, ee, ee, ee" for hours on end?

[Dominic M]

Forget ducks - what about those pesky moorhens going "ee, ee, ee, ee" for hours on end?

It's only northern moorhens that do that - they are great mimics.

[James T Berk]

What about trumpeting then eh eh after a nice mug of cocoa and a bedtime bun nothing I like better than to let fly with a good loud trumpet before retiring.

[smileypete]

What is wrong with canal boaters these days?

 

I've never heard such a whining load of old rubbish anywhere else!

 

 

cheers,

Pete.

Edited December 9, 2008 by smileypete

[Pretty Funked Up]

HEHE

thanks pete, I like to think i give as good as i get.

 

signed,

Continuous ..... errr... canal boat user.

Edited December 9, 2008 by Pretty Funked Up

[Mac of Cygnet]

I have a justified grievance

You whinge

He doesn't half go on

We say that something should be done

You are an unpleasant bunch of moaners

They just haven't a clue

[RLWP]

I have a justified grievance

You whinge

He doesn't half go on

We say that something should be done

You are an unpleasant bunch of moaners

They just haven't a clue

 

 

Nice!

 

Richard

[sociable_hermit]

I hope no-one is intending to charge wide ducks a higher fee for their quacking licence

 

Duck width has nothing to do with the volume or regularity of quacking - surely everyone knows this?

[Pretty Funked Up]

Intersting point.

 

Also can you fully charge a duck in 2 hours??

[lemontoes]

Intersting point.

 

Also can you fully charge a duck in 2 hours??

 

It depends on how quickly you Read them their Rights!