mrsmelly

Proper. Does anybody actually buy Flora and the other muck of various names?

I was there last week as my mate parks his boat there. Nice stretch of water. Bit shallow though, it's easy to go around so wheels make sense 🤪

My Mrs could still do it every time on her own, I never had to get off the boat. She is five feet four and fairly slim but has the knack when it comes to locks. I do miss the boat 😩

I don't know about your area but down here every trade is rammed and picking jobs. Be it to do with property or landscape gardening the blokes are all fully booked. Getting a thing done is a nightmare even when willing to pay top whack. Just getting someone to Limewash my house has been a nightmare 😩

I can actually watch Emma Raducanu being honest. Apparently she plays tennis?

It drives me insane. Utterly boring sport is always on the telly. If it's not mind numbingly boring football it's even worse formula one or at present bloody tennis 😠 still, no TV in the pub unless rugby is on thankfully.

Its often a tough call. My little girl is a senior HSE inspector and puts the files together for prosecution. We dont talk about work as after all its just work but she told me of a house she went to that was having a swimming pool built in the back garden. Neighbours were worried so she had to go look. There was a large 3 metres deep hole she tells me with blokes working in the bottom, she told them to stop for various reasons and was confronted by burly builders who said it had been passed only yesterday by buildings control and so she could sod off. She explained she was elf and safety and in a nutshell to desist or else. Work stopped, next day she was back as one wall had collapsed and taken next door neighbours garden in with it and fence. Had anyone been working down there it would have been goodbye Vienna, her actions probably saved lives.