You're not a real boater until you find yourself drifting downstream backwards on the Thames above Oxford with a fifty ton barge after wiping out your prop and snapping your prop shaft!
This happened to us in August 2007, we were heading down stream having just passed Newbridge when the Mrs says "I remember seeing a sign on the next bend saying beware of grounding, looks home made by some disgruntled boater". Sure enough as we rounded the bend there was the sign, as we took that turn the stream pushed us sideways straight up the bank and in the process almost demolishing the sign. There was a tremendous bang and then we slipped off again, I put her into forward but the engine just revved.
Next thing was the barge started to turn around, I called out "throw the mud weight out and drop the anchor" At this point you need to realise that Maria (Mrs) is not what you might call a strapping lass and I had my doubts whether she would be able to throw 25k of concrete but when she realised what was happening that concrete took off! As the barge was turning I looked around and to my horror noticed the stern was swinging towards a small plastic cruiser tied to the bank, as it happened it cleared by about five feet but it sure looked close from where I was standing! We drifted for about three quarters of a mile of twisting river (it's very confusing steering when doing this and I had to keep thinking which way to steer), it was about nine in the morning in the middle of nowhere so not much hope of help.I started thinking that it was about six miles to the next lock and there was no way that I would expect Maria to make a jump for it, we were travelling too fast and couldn't get near enough anyway. Just as we came round the next bend I could see two cruisers and a narrow boat moored on the outside of the next bend but no one about. I sounded the horn over and over as we approached them and thankfully a guy appeared from inside the n.b. He manged to catch a rope from us and brought us into the side bringing an end to the drama.You never saw two happier and grateful people than Maria and myself!
Keith.