A point of order Chris
while it is practical to get a vehicle through a gate by lifting the gate off it's hinges, those who have done so KNOW they were taking a vehicle where the land owner had effectively instructed them not to take it. Locks are a matter of protocol as well as matter of enforcement. That is. That gate is locked, I shouldn't go through it
On our work parties we regularly take gates off hinges because the land owner has given us permission, it's easier than him turning up with the keys, but if a bunch of revellers did it?
And the students next door have had one complaint for loud music late. I appreciate that in the basin Dave was not working the next day, but in my case I did point out that while their first lecture was umpteen hours away, I was leaving at seven am.
And, given our mutual tendency to get at daggers drawn, I will quote one more example, years ago, in Bali, I was staying in a motel style place and catching an early flight when a bunch of aussie students held a party outside. It was clear that one of them thought they were on the patio outside their own room: they weren't. I finally got up and asked them to move, the girl who'd made the mistake said "but I'm only next door, whet difference would it make". The difference,as I explained, was that moving in front of her own room would show she was trying not to be a nuisance.
If Dave had had this problem with a bunch of boaters on their own boats (not on the bank) so be it, life sucks sometimes, but (assuming Dave's account is correct) this lot didn't give a flying shit about anyone else. That's what would get my goat